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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« on: February 11, 2015, 01:52:41 am »
I remember the days - back before sigtexts and all that crap - when it was actually an honour to be in someone's sig.
Now, anyone with a keyboard can spout nonsense and be pinned up in a post nobody reads and all the meaning has been drained from it.
[/oldmanrant]

And someone's probably going to stick this in their sigtext just to spite me.
1. Yeah totally
2. I hoard sigquotes like a dragon hoards treasure. I value them all, though some are more valuable than others, and jealously keep them away from most eyes (who don't bother to go to the sigthread).
Besides, I have a legitimate excuse in that I have over 40,000 characters worth of sig quotes. I need it!
/addiction

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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« on: February 10, 2015, 11:33:17 pm »

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Creative Projects / Re: ___/The Writer's Apprenticeship\___
« on: February 10, 2015, 09:20:30 pm »
Ooh, interesting. I'd also recommend reading some of Lovecraft's works - after all, he pioneered the genre. Haunter in the Dark I remember as a good one, Rats in the Walls, etc.

Also, could you shoot me a link once you've got the game set up? I'm interested in this.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Insanity: Roll to Keep it Together (Waitlist open!)
« on: February 10, 2015, 06:55:18 pm »
STAN has a perfect idea!

Loudly explain to everyone present how what they're fighting about doesn't exist anyway so there's no need to fight. Like, can't we all get along, man?

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As he sits inside the vents, Xan privately rejoices - he finally gets to shed this goddamn inefficient form and do something else!

Before I start, take off my MKI and any clothes I have on underneath it.
Use that Willpower bonus as I do this.
Turn into essentially a gigantic mass of tentacles with a head at the centre. The tentacles should be long as I can make them without compromising their strength, which should be fairly strong, there should be a lot of them, they should be lightly coated in a really sticky goop of some sort that won't stick to itself so they won't stick to each other, and maybe also have some octopus-like suckers that have barbs containing neurotoxin inside them.
The head I'll make lightly secrete a sort of snot like a hagfish so it can't stick the tentacles to itself. It'll have a reinforced skull to protect the brain, about 6 or 8 eyes at differing points all over itself so it can see everywhere without having to turn around, and a mouth like ... you ever seen Pirates of the Caribbean where the kraken appears? A mouth like that. The head itself should be around the size of a soccer ball, maybe bigger if I can spare the biomass without compromising the tentacles.
Oh, and make the mouth able to rotate around on the head slightly without moving the head itself, just in case something comes up behind me and I need to eat it.


((This is definetely gonna take multiple turns to turn into, but I don't mind at aaallllll. Or maybe it won't! Who knows except piecewise.))

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Einsteinian Roulette / Re: Einsteinian Roulette OOC
« on: February 10, 2015, 06:27:26 pm »
Well at least I'm not eating that artifact thingy!

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Einsteinian Roulette / Re: TINKER: Saint's Death Warrant
« on: February 09, 2015, 05:25:30 pm »
Do people have to be in stasis during space travel?
Just to answer this prematurely, I'm pretty sure they don't but they might get too old on the way to their destination and the jump transit kills people IIRC so they stasis.

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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« on: February 09, 2015, 05:20:02 pm »
You'd know better than me.

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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« on: February 09, 2015, 05:17:06 pm »
Spacebattles and Sufficient Velocoty.

SV is a breakaway forum from SB.
Functionally the same thing.

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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« on: February 09, 2015, 05:15:24 pm »
Another forum, more focused on scifi stuff and a relatively unique type of RP called Questing, which is basically a more controlled form of suggestion games.
There's other stuff too, but that's what I use it for.

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Einsteinian Roulette / Re: Hephaestus Techland: Big Brother is Watching
« on: February 09, 2015, 05:03:08 pm »
Anton Chernozorov

((After some rapid message exchange, the following has been hammered out for the MkIII-A flight suit.))


Assuming I got all of that right, a prototype of this is going to be built for the next shipment to the Sword.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)


Transcript of the conversation, for reference.
Just posting this without the code tag so I can figure out what exactly it says.

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Einsteinian Roulette / Re: Hephaestus Techland: Big Brother is Watching
« on: February 09, 2015, 03:44:00 pm »
((So, who would those superior officers be, what with Pyro being somewhat occupied with university I think?
I'm eager to get to army building.))

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((Einsteinian Roulette funnily enough. I didn't even try there, it just happened.))

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((Now that I think about it, how much does it divide by? Can you specify or does it just always halve it.
Anyway, have fun with A: the exact same problem B: The same problem, just with two smaller tornados or C: Something absolutely horrible happening from a botched roll.
Can't see any negatives there.))
((Those tornados won't be small forever...
Honestly I've been hankering to cause a food-related apocalypse for a while but I haven't gotten a donut spell yet, though I haven't done much looking. ITS TIME TO DROWN THE WORLD MUEHEHEHEHE))

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Einsteinian Roulette / Re: Einsteinian Roulette OOC
« on: February 09, 2015, 05:02:54 am »
Would you really want an eldritch severed phallus on the borders of your country though?
Seriously look at the thing. It's named Jurghasma, which sounds very much like Orgasmn, it's wrinkled, has unhealed wounds (being chopped off), and it's wrinkled.
It even answers how exactly it created a race to serve it.

I'll stop talking now that I've poisoned your minds.

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