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For context, the thing he was taking out was the anti-shapeshifting thing Simus put in my head when I was on Hephaestus.

He shrugs and then gives you a hard look for a moment. You feel a very odd sensation, lose the ability to see in color, forget how to speak correctly, see several visions of a past you're almost certain isn't your own and then everything is normal again.

"It's gone."

spoooky

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Don't think I'm dead.
No I'm alive.
I should post in the ship thread.
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It was Han that drank that one, right?
Excuse me while I go eat him to gain his powers.
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Failing that would you be willing to hint at what my bacon potion does?
#12.

I could clone myself.

*coughhackwheezefartyoucouldwakeupXanandhavehimdointerestingstuffjustsayingmdhshdgjdbfbblblblb*

You're on ship?
Wierd shit started happening when Xan turned on the TV - this multiple stories tall pig corpse thing appeared on the screen and started spouting bible verses, then the ship shut down and stuff happened, now there's a hole in the wall that leads to an alternate dimension that digitizes stuff in it for some reason. Also the head of R&D is a gigantic mechanical squid, Xan's still disguised as a normal guy because I don't trust myself not to STAN again, and Pancaek temporarily became omniscient by getting really high off of Xeno Spit. It wore off though.

In hindsight I should've written this speech about these fucking retarded-ass teleological arguments before it reached this time at night.
They can be retarded ass-theories too, xckd, because two of them are stupid and one's a false analogy.

back in the aftermath of the Great Fanfiction Wars of 2012 my fanfiction was described as "the best thing to come out of this scandal" by a fanfiction scholar whose name has been lost to time

Wait, I vaguely remember something back then. Was it that one thread where they made a shipping grid of the entirety of Bay12?