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General Discussion / Re: Goblins: JOY JOY MIRACULOUS DAY! also racism
« on: January 17, 2015, 06:00:45 pm »
Depends on how it's used. To name a particularly good example, That Which Sleeps basically was already a complete game, they just needed money for art.
Then they ended up raising more than 5 times their funding goal, of course, but still.

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General Discussion / Re: Goblins: THE SLOW WHEEL TURNS ONCE MORE
« on: January 17, 2015, 04:54:26 pm »
Holy crap it updated again!

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Roll to Dungeon Quest - It's not you, it's me.
« on: January 17, 2015, 04:53:48 pm »
Dying in Hell after exploding a bunch of people with a lighting fist for no discernible reason as well as being on fire is pretty much the best ending I could ask for.

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Niklas nods obsequiously and backs away, looking about for a maid or something. Internally he's a bit chuffed, but he isn't going to express that to the godking or whatever that was.

Why is it that whenever I run into someone in charge of something they inevitable end up having vast magical and/or physical superiority over me? It's almost like southron society rewards hard work and ingenuity with positions of power or something.

"Is there a maid anywhere near?"

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"Yeah, it's not a vortex, or rather not just a vortex - it's the will of God. Would you care to join me as a disciple of the True Potato?"
"No, I'm too far invested in donuts to go there. Nice proposition though, much more polite than some I've recieved."

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((This was totally worth staying up unreasonably late.))

Huh, you don't see a man with a vortex in his belly every day. I'll get to you in a minute, dear fellow, I just have to summon some double vampires.

Transmute Margarine Into Undead Lottery Ticket Vampires!

Spoiler: Fresh DUNKING (click to show/hide)

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General Discussion / Re: Nitpicks that Ruined Movies
« on: January 17, 2015, 08:39:29 am »
Basically. To give one example (and this one fucking guy was basically responsible for 90% of the fuckups of the forerunners) the Master Builder Faber, that is to say the head of the Builder caste, which at the time held political supremacy in the Forerunner Ecumene - this was also the guy who designed the Halos, so he also fits the HMRC brand in that he came up with a weapons idea that does this:
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Hey, you know that weapon that assaults the physical concept of the grander living universe so badly it seemingly withdraws all thought from the volume of space affected?
He made a killing during the Forerunner-Flood war by rescuing ships that had been in combat and fixing them up, then reselling them at a higher price. Of course since he was a lazy fucker, he didn't have the ships inspected thoroughly enough so the dormant Flood on the ship always came back, infested the crew working there, and started fucking everything up.
He kept the Flood war a secret from the majority of the Ecumene for 300 years before it clusterfucked so wildly it started overrunning the galaxy.
At one point he dumped the effective military commander of the entire Ecumene in an area the Flood had occupied to the point that FTL travel no longer worked, essentially giving them perfect access to all their plans, as a political move.
No way he wasn't HMRC material.

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General Discussion / Re: Nitpicks that Ruined Movies
« on: January 17, 2015, 08:24:08 am »
They didn't go dormant as far as I can tell, they got outright killed by it, but the Halos basically deleted the concept of sentience from the galaxy when they were activated, so no biggie there. The Flood that we see in the games got put into timelocks by some of the Forerunners because ... they were trying to study it to see if they could cure it or something? I dunno, some certain forerunners were so actively fucktarded I suspect the HMRC was piloting their actions.

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General Discussion / Re: Nitpicks that Ruined Movies
« on: January 17, 2015, 07:48:07 am »
They sorta do? From what I got from Greg Bear's interpretation and what I've seen in general they can use biomass just fine, but they need brains, or as I suspect, intelligence - sci fi souls basically - in order to open the door for the insane space gods that are the hivemind behind the Flood.
Then once they get to high enough concentrations they just start editing reality to better suit them.
I suppose their hax artifacts also helped there.

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General Discussion / Re: Nitpicks that Ruined Movies
« on: January 17, 2015, 07:08:54 am »
Depends on how effective the organism, I think.
Shoggoths could kinda be considered bioweapons, kinda. More like biological construction robots, though.

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General Discussion / Re: Nitpicks that Ruined Movies
« on: January 17, 2015, 06:59:17 am »
Oh, you mean for humans to use!
Hmm.
Honestly bio weapons on the scale of entire planets generally are too dangerous to use since they tend to spread offworld and fuck everything over.
There is the Life-Eater virus from 40k, it reduces everything organic on the planet to highly flammable sludge that promptly gets set on fire from orbit, burning the atmosphere away. They don't use it much, if only because it makes Nurgle stronger.

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General Discussion / Re: Nitpicks that Ruined Movies
« on: January 17, 2015, 06:49:57 am »
From widely published media I'd say John Carpenter's Thing as I said earlier, if only because it's so versatile; a single cell can start off a thing that'll eat the entire planet, and if it's dropped anywhere near sources of biomass it'll quickly spread out of control. A jungle would be a nightmare scenario if the Thing got into it. Tyranids might out eat it on most levels, but theyre more a mobile ecosystem - if you drop a basic Gaunt into a jungle it'll cause damage sure, but it'll die eventually and it won't really have a lasting effect. The Thing'll have assimilated the whole thing in a week tops.

From just pure forum stuff, the Altered from Einsteinian Roulette are like the Thing, but with a universal hivemind and bullshit physics-breaking powers.

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There's also the Flood from Halo now that I think about it, they're on about the same level as the Altered.

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General Discussion / Re: Nitpicks that Ruined Movies
« on: January 17, 2015, 05:37:27 am »
If I wanted to see a curbstomp of that magnitude I'd airdrop the Thing into the jungle - it might give  them a chance to fight back :P

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General Discussion / Re: Nitpicks that Ruined Movies
« on: January 17, 2015, 04:36:03 am »
A movie I'd like to see is an Arachnid colonization pod drop down onto Pandora.
The Arachnids being from Starship Troopers. Now that'd be amusing.

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