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No, I think we're wait one second.

Check donut stash. If it's 5 or under, amble up to the counter and inquire if they have donuts. If they do, purchase the necessary amount to have 10 in total. Then head back to the factory. If they don't have any, then just head back.

Well, if you get hit in the head with a mass effect bullet you're dead, but if you get Volus charged you're being hit with a dwarf-sized bowling ball going over 60 miles an hour straight at your pelvis with a shotgun.

Dorf/dorf, would read again.

Quote from: Xantalos on January 04, 2015, 11:30:57 pm

Lame joke time!
What do you take a picture of a spider with?

I dunno, what?

A webcam!

waa waa waaaaaaaa

Some scientist guy from R&D. Knowing this ship, they're entirely different from regular scientists and far more armed.

Oh right, Generic Mysterious Quiet Sword Ambiguous Gender Guy

By Thröiingvasklidrúnkafiskånen*, this castle is more terrible than my long term memory of non-interesting things!

Go float over to ... I don't actually remember much of this castle. Go float around until I find something interesting. Didn't I have offices?

*one of the many personified Aspects of Northern cooking, personifying wringing, vascularity, drunkenness, and fish spines.
**I made the Aspects up just now and they can be dismissed as part of Niklas' growing insanity if need be.

Cmon guys, I actually kinda like this one.