Brother and I flipping through the channels this morning, come upon Caillou. It's some christmas special and the kid's getting a tour of the post office for some reason.
Brother: what kind of neighborhood does he live in that people just show how they do their jobs to random kids?
Me: An educational neighborhood.
Brother: I mean, seriously who does it?
Me: It has to be Mr. Roger's neighborhood. Think about it. He goes out to people who work there all the time and shows how they work.
Brother: He has to go out of the neighborhood to do that. There are like no other humans living there
Me: That's because Mr. Rogers is a Daedric Prince and the neighborhood is his little plane of Oblivion.
There's others like that. Bear in the Big Blue House, Dora, Elmo...