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7006
General Discussion / Re: [=] Bay 12 cannot the box (Happy thread)
« on: December 22, 2014, 03:21:36 pm »
RETURN THE SLAB AND YOU AND YOUR WIFE DON'T BECOME PUPPETS

7007
General Discussion / Re: [=] Bay 12 cannot the box (Happy thread)
« on: December 22, 2014, 03:17:36 pm »
My damn property rights to be expected, I built the place literally in the middle of nowhere.

7008
General Discussion / Re: [=] Bay 12 cannot the box (Happy thread)
« on: December 22, 2014, 03:15:32 pm »
Yeah, no one ever returned my damn slab.

7009
Expand the cave over the course of the week, then once we get to around 30 essence make the flesh cathedral.

7010
Wait what

7011
Direct our followers to hollow out a large portion of the cave, making it far larger. Once we reach 20 Essence, direct it to mutate the animals into a living structure of flesh and bone that fills the cavern. It will have a centre for worshiping us, living quarters, etc; basically a base of operations made out of flesh - a place of power from which to begin our campaign to conquer the world.

7012
General Discussion / Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« on: December 22, 2014, 01:58:04 pm »
B-but-but-
But no job until you get college degree? The fuck? Does not compute.

7013
((Ah. Edited.))

7014
Can't afford to waste essence right now.

Meditate upon the flesh cathedral we shall build once the necessary materials are brought to us to glorify ourselves. Conserve essence in the meantime.

7015
Huh. I remember seeing a video about a black woman who was filming a police arrest from her car, so they decided to go over and fuck with her by telling her to pull over and standing around her car as a group so when she tried to pull over they claimed she tried to run them over and tasered her.

7016
Good thinking, though we really need to get our follower numbers up before  we can do anything substantial.

7017
Take one of the starfish men left with us and use some more void essence to basically turn it into a spawning pool for more starfish men - corrupted slightly with our essence to ensure their loyalty, of course. We need numbers.
Then have our followers worship us for the next 2 days until Nuk returns, in order to build up power.

7018
((Good luck either way.))

7019
Will this mean that sperm whales weigh more than a continent or something?

7020
((Yeah. If getting the denture god's attention doesn't work you're gonna die, after all.))

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