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Roll To Dodge / Re: The Forgotten Art: Disgust and Confusion On The Wizardly Way
« on: November 27, 2014, 03:15:07 pm »
Let's test that out after this speedy gentleman dies, otherwise it could end in hilarious catastrophe.

Wait until the guy dies, I suppose? Summon more pork queens and direct them at him if he starts getting too close to us.

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General Discussion / Re: [=] Bay 12 cannot the box (Happy thread)
« on: November 27, 2014, 01:22:44 pm »
Oh right thanksgiving for America is sometime around now.
Hah we already did this a month ago so I don't have to be thankful for aaaaanything!

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Roll To Dodge / Re: The Forgotten Art: Disgust and Confusion On The Wizardly Way
« on: November 27, 2014, 01:02:58 pm »
Well, I can theoretically just summon queens until he dies. Or is lard flammable?

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Roll To Dodge / Re: The Forgotten Art: Disgust and Confusion On The Wizardly Way
« on: November 27, 2014, 12:40:23 pm »
Attack the person inside the sphere of angels, o queens, for he has most grievously insulted your countries!

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Roll To Dodge / Re: The Forgotten Art: Disgust and Confusion On The Wizardly Way
« on: November 26, 2014, 06:16:30 pm »
Hmm. Let's have some more queens, it seems like it's working.

Summon another battalion of pork queens!

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Einsteinian Roulette / Re: Einsteinian Roulette OOC
« on: November 26, 2014, 05:03:26 pm »
Well, they are mostly safe now!

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Einsteinian Roulette / Re: Einsteinian Roulette OOC
« on: November 26, 2014, 05:00:47 pm »
Quote from: kj1225 on November 26, 2014, 04:26:29 pm
Or maybe some better genemods that only humans can take.
Let me handle that department.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: The Forgotten Art: Disgust and Confusion On The Wizardly Way
« on: November 26, 2014, 08:38:29 am »
Excellent! You ready, Pete?

If Pete's ready, direct the queens to charge at the speedy man! If not, wait until he's ready and perform said action.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: The Forgotten Art: Disgust and Confusion On The Wizardly Way
« on: November 26, 2014, 07:18:10 am »
Hmm. That didn't work to the extent that it should have. Let me try again.

Kiss the ring in the polite fashion, then apply the Niklas principle: if something, in this case the spell, didn't succeed, try again!

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Einsteinian Roulette / Re: Einsteinian Roulette OOC
« on: November 26, 2014, 07:11:26 am »
No, I'd probably just turn them into an enormous nose or something similar.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: The Forgotten Art: Disgust and Confusion On The Wizardly Way
« on: November 26, 2014, 07:01:18 am »
I believe I shall call in the platoon beforehand. Always prepare before violently murdering someone with flaming acid, my mother always told me.

Summon Platoon of Foreign Pork Queens!

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Roll To Dodge / Re: The Forgotten Art: Disgust and Confusion On The Wizardly Way
« on: November 26, 2014, 06:52:33 am »
I can summon a platoon of female pork monarchs for him to slaughter to buy us time. I can also now summon a tornado of lard that self-replicates in addition to my watermelon storm!
And if he gets very close to us, there's something called a wall of enchanted traffic lights I can call into being. It seems handy.

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Einsteinian Roulette / Re: Einsteinian Roulette OOC
« on: November 26, 2014, 06:49:47 am »
I should theoretically be able to pull a Forgotten Art and replace people's legs with pigs or clown heads if they piss me off now, so yes!

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Einsteinian Roulette / Re: Einsteinian Roulette OOC
« on: November 26, 2014, 06:34:40 am »
A big part of the reason I support this new system is that it makes dynamic bonuses not quite as necessary for unabashed minmaxer scum such as myself, though I'm sure this has been stated before at least 6 times. It always did seem kinda counterintuitive to me that becoming more skilled in a particular field of combat actually made you more susceptible to massively fucking up rather than more competent.
Course, I was fine with the old system because all the overshots were hilarious to watch, but being competent appeals to me as well, I must admit.

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Einsteinian Roulette / Re: Einsteinian Roulette OOC
« on: November 26, 2014, 12:22:17 am »
Quote from: Lenglon on November 26, 2014, 12:19:02 am
Last time I tried to non-abstract prepare an EXO bonus it immediately, directly, and quite literally killed me. That has left me with very little incentive to try it ever again.
Oh, the sand incident?

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