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« on: May 10, 2017, 12:17:07 am »
Ah, no wonder Rainbow wanted to get her claws on him so badly, Daniels muses as he stands.
"Friends, I've wandered this world and the one before for quite some time without a clear purpose, it's true. But as empty in my soul as those days were, they did teach me a vital lesson, one I still hold dear today: Strife is the root of enlightenment. If the world were a perfect place where all was provided for us and there was no need to desire something better, would any of us be worthy as individuals as we are today? Would we truly know life? I think not. The struggle to improve your situation and self is what makes us who we are! It's what makes me what I am. And tonight I wish to demonstrate the value of that lesson to you."
He dramatically gestures to the juggler plates.
"Tonight you will witness two unformed beings, half-realized potential only actual used to this point at all, battle for the right to exist as a fully-fledged individual! Not only will it be a spectacle of violence, but a tangible instance of a being clawing its way into fruition! Two halves will enter the conflict. The one that leaves will be a whole. Crew of the Vault of Heavens, I give to you..."
I've always wanted to say something like this.
"JUGGLERMANIA SHOWDOWN TURBO SLAM!"
Make sure to use a dramatic, passionate voice while saying all that.