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General Discussion / Re: [???] What do they kno? Snoooooooooo (Happy thread)
« on: November 10, 2014, 07:24:16 am »
You shall use honey or some sticky substance to stick multiple bagel/toast/etc bottoms together. Then you will spread every jam, marmalade, Nutella, butter, etc on it imaginable. Then apply cheese if you have any - if not, simply skip to the meats and apply an excessive amount of ham, beef, whatever on top of the jam mixture. Continue doing things like this until the edifice reaches over 5 inches in height. Then take a picture of it, taunt Epic Meal Time with it, and eat one bite of it before suffering from a heart attack from cholesterol overdose. I do this every once in a while, pretty tasty.