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Well then. Best start explaining this to the jugglers themselves.

Engage my piles of squealing semi-alive horseflesh in an exciting speech about the glory of martial combat and the inherent worth of trials to prove oneself through adversity. Hype them up for what's to come, basically.

Yeah, but then what would we use this thread for? Plus it's not like it's a fast-moving game like a play-by-post RPG that needs something like that, it updates once a week at its fastest.

((Man, you almost make me feel bad for not being as efficient with my character.

Not Gak, I'm deliberately casting that aside to have uncomplicated fun with him, but Mr. Vulp. I probably could've made him way more deadly than just the regular stealth guy I made him. Ah well.))

Dammit Herbert

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This only doesn't work when you can't actually do it!

"Hmm. Well, I've always liked the idea of a giant blob of flesh following me around to devour my foes. My teachers were always worried about it, but look at me now!
Trouble is I already convinced it to go in there to be eaten. Hmm. I suppose I'll have to try this intuition thing out."

Look deep within myself! Not necessarily that far, but y'know. Intuition level. What does my gut tell me I should do with this massive hunk of apparently sentient horse flesh?

Oh god it's actually pronounced Row-Booty?

That's fucking hilarious and sad at the same time.