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Dag, still staring blankly, sways then falls flat on his face, blood leaking from his eyes and nose. If an autopsy is performed, it'll find that he had a brain tumor comprising half his brain, he suffered 40 consecutive strokes, and bits of his skull shattered and pierced into his brain in such a manner as to completely shred his spinal cord, his bowel was impacted and backed up almost the whole way up his digestive tract, his kidneys simultaneously failed, his appendix exploded, he suddenly developed severe osteoporosis and osteoarthritis, his spine fractured in 67 different places, his liver suddenly began manufacturing toxins and releasing them into his bloodstream, said blood which inexplicably congealed into a rock-like state, his stomach dissolved itself with its own stomach acid, and his esophagus contracted so tightly that he would've been strangled if he wasn't already dead.

Some cosmic force must really not have liked him.

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Oh man min maxing in this game is the best thing ever

I shall see if there are any who are worthy of your wrath, O Celestial Lord. Oh, and do you know what this tentacle orb thing does? Whisper it, though.

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Dag seems to be staring blankly into space again.

That's your reaction? Man, you're more lax about crime than some people in Detroit.

Quote from: Again_Dejavu on August 25, 2014, 01:46:22 am

"Y'all still after conspiracies?"

((Wait, did Mitsuru or Ghrislaine tell him about it?))

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"You sure you're a pickpocket? Not a catburgler? If she does have a trinket, it'll probably be the ashes of the last guy who broke into her room."

I did a bit of both. Mostly it's just because I'm looking for something to do.

Still gonna do it, though.

John coughs from behind Dag.

Hey.

Ah, one of those types.

I spaced out for pretty much the whole fighting class, so I dunno.