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Damn, I got more enjoyment writing that than I ever did RPing the guy.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: New Dawn Academy: IC Thread- Classes
« on: August 25, 2014, 09:37:27 pm »
Dag, still staring blankly, sways then falls flat on his face, blood leaking from his eyes and nose. If an autopsy is performed, it'll find that he had a brain tumor comprising half his brain, he suffered 40 consecutive strokes, and bits of his skull shattered and pierced into his brain in such a manner as to completely shred his spinal cord, his bowel was impacted and backed up almost the whole way up his digestive tract, his kidneys simultaneously failed, his appendix exploded, he suddenly developed severe osteoporosis and osteoarthritis, his spine fractured in 67 different places, his liver suddenly began manufacturing toxins and releasing them into his bloodstream, said blood which inexplicably congealed into a rock-like state, his stomach dissolved itself with its own stomach acid, and his esophagus contracted so tightly that he would've been strangled if he wasn't already dead.

Some cosmic force must really not have liked him.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Looter's Delight 3: Killing Two Men With One Turn
« on: August 25, 2014, 05:33:52 pm »
VERY WELL! THE ORB THING WILL DO THINGS OTHER THAN SMITING!


ehehehehehe

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Looter's Delight 3: Killing Two Men With One Turn
« on: August 25, 2014, 01:57:30 pm »
Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Oh man min maxing in this game is the best thing ever

I shall see if there are any who are worthy of your wrath, O Celestial Lord. Oh, and do you know what this tentacle orb thing does? Whisper it, though.

PM sending

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: New Dawn Academy: IC Thread- Classes
« on: August 25, 2014, 04:45:04 am »
Time for Dag to go learn Pickpocketing!
After he stops staring into space.
Eventually.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: New Dawn Academy: IC Thread- Classes
« on: August 25, 2014, 02:23:45 am »
Dag seems to be staring blankly into space again.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: New Dawn Academy: IC Thread- Classes
« on: August 25, 2014, 01:59:00 am »
I've been unable to act rationally ever since I got here, why continue? Hell, the only thing I've got that isn't mine is this big book about runes or something.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: New Dawn Academy: IC Thread- Classes
« on: August 25, 2014, 01:53:18 am »
That's your reaction? Man, you're more lax about crime than some people in Detroit.

"Y'all still after conspiracies?"
((Wait, did Mitsuru or Ghrislaine tell him about it?))

"You sure you're a pickpocket? Not a catburgler? If she does have a trinket, it'll probably be the ashes of the last guy who broke into her room."
I did a bit of both. Mostly it's just because I'm looking for something to do.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: New Dawn Academy: IC Thread- Classes
« on: August 25, 2014, 01:49:49 am »
She'll have some precious keepsake or something that I can make a ton of money off of, though. Sentimentality and stuff.

"If I ever catch you in my room. I will break your arms in five different places and then throw you in the pool."
John walks off.
Huh. Wonder if I should report that.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: New Dawn Academy: IC Thread- Classes
« on: August 25, 2014, 01:42:08 am »
Still gonna do it, though.
John coughs from behind Dag.
Hey.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: New Dawn Academy: IC Thread- Classes
« on: August 25, 2014, 01:37:58 am »
Of course I'm planning on nicking her stuff. I heard she's a princess. Princesses have valuable shit. Dunno why I fainted. The person in the infirmary said they'd have to scan my head for anything wrong tomorrow.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: New Dawn Academy: IC Thread- Classes
« on: August 25, 2014, 01:36:13 am »
Ah, one of those types.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: New Dawn Academy: IC Thread- Classes
« on: August 25, 2014, 01:34:20 am »
Hmm. Where's Gristle dorming?

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: New Dawn Academy: IC Thread- Classes
« on: August 25, 2014, 01:30:46 am »
I spaced out for pretty much the whole fighting class, so I dunno.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: New Dawn Academy: IC Thread- Classes
« on: August 25, 2014, 01:22:15 am »
She have anything valuable on her?

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