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Einsteinian Roulette / Re: Einsteinian Roulette OOC
« on: August 05, 2014, 12:50:16 am »
Fade in from from white. Level Angle, Mid-to-Long Shot of an incredibly attractive man stands alongside an ordinary man against a white background. They are both in neat casual attire.

Narrator: "This is Bob."
The unremarkable man smiles and waves.
Narrator: "He is an ordinary citizen of the United Worlds of Man, your average law abiding citizen. He obeys his magistars, he questions nothing."

Narrator: "This is Xan."
The attractive man smiles and waves.
Narrator: "He is who Bob can be - a citizen of the Allied Revolutionary Movement. Free from the oppressive tech bans, free to improve himself as he wishes."

With a ghastly growl, a writhing mass of flesh and chitin drops in between them. Long blades and an asymmetric construction give it a nightmarish visage.
Narrator: "This in an Altered."
The Altered hisses and growls.

Narrator: "Bob, meet Altered."
Bob turns to took at the abomination, he tries to scream but never even gets as far making any noise. He is impaled by a lance of bone and rapidly assimilated into the Altered's tumorous mass.

Narrator: "Altered, meet Xan."
Xan turns to face the Altered, he too is quickly impaled, before the tendrils fuse with his flesh, he winces slightly. The Altered only manages to partially fuse itself to Xan before it abruptly stops, its entire mass twisting and distorting, the tendrils so detaching without a mark as Xan partially assimilates the Altered into himself before recycling all of its biomass into a litter of adorable kittens.

Xan smiles wryly and walks off screen, the kittens follow him obediently in an orderly line.
Narrator: "Allied Revolutionary Movement: Better Solutions for Better People"

This is going in my sig right meow.

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Other Games / Re: The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim
« on: August 04, 2014, 08:53:42 pm »
Curious, what mods do you all recommend and why?
All of them at once!
Sheogorath must be appeased!

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Oh. Well, why not join the wizard gang I'm in? We have access to a leyline, and I'm pretty sure we'd welcome more members.

"I have already partaken of their power, and their ways are incompatible with the narrow path. The guard especially is a vicious profligate, and his mistress is not much better. Beware of their foolish conduct, as it will spell their doom soon enough."
What exactly is a profligate?
Also, what narrow path? You said your only tenets are to gather power.

9094
Oh. Well, why not join the wizard gang I'm in? We have access to a leyline, and I'm pretty sure we'd welcome more members.

9095
Which one was that?

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I can summon a paper wall, raise twin underwear monuments from the ground, which I can also influence to a degree, control alcohol, call to me an electric watermelon storm, emit garbage from myself, and make a pillar of rouge bats appear.
Say, do you have access to a ... what was it called ... a leyline? If not, are you looking for one?

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Roll To Dodge / Re: SCP-OOC
« on: August 04, 2014, 03:11:21 pm »
Yes STAN was.
...
I'm going to investigate as to what this game is first though.

9098
Roll To Dodge / Re: SCP-OOC
« on: August 04, 2014, 02:46:20 pm »
For Xan- You are reserved as The Old Man

http://www.google.com/search?&hl=en&safe=off&q=SCP%20the%20old%20man

(If you can tell me how to pretty this up i will. Thank you.)
...me?

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((Actually knowing the DUNKER, instead of worshiping his god like Halsely (((Haleslelsyly? Halsey? How spell name))), I'm going to play along and then eat him once I'm powerful enough.
After all, where donuts are concerned, the guy's an apex predator.))

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((Unfortunately I can only focus on various effects for now. I need to find the Donut God first or something.
...
Donut Vortex.))

Why do you ask?

Spoiler: Modified DUNK (click to show/hide)

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Einsteinian Roulette / Re: Einsteinian Roulette OOC
« on: August 04, 2014, 01:53:16 pm »
Oh god guys. The Armory Master is gonna be throwing some balls.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NMWdnkSMPGM

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Pick a room at random - not the one Lifeboy's in - and investigate it, looking for signs of ... harmy stuff. Or waspgoat eggs. If none are found, then sleep on the sleeping surface it provides, remembering to leave my faceholes exposed to air.

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Einsteinian Roulette / Re: Einsteinian Roulette OOC
« on: August 04, 2014, 01:36:57 pm »
Now that mission 15 guys have contact with Steve, they should send message to Hep for Xan's destruction.
You had a typo there. I fixed it.
There's a reason Xan didn't tell anybody but Simus that he made that clone.

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Einsteinian Roulette / Re: Einsteinian Roulette OOC
« on: August 03, 2014, 09:27:36 pm »
On the plus side, if that happens I won't have to enact my plan.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Special People: No One Could Survive That
« on: August 03, 2014, 08:55:40 pm »
Belch loudly at him when he prepares to attack and then tackle him.

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