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Only donuts, but yeah. What's your name?

((I think this might be the preacher guy who gave Willy magic.))

Donuts give me magical powers via the amusement of a pink voice that uses me as a test subject for various things.

DUNKER shrugs and ambles over to the wall.

What quest do you talk of, friend? I may only be following it unconsciously.

((I get the feeling someone's been reading A Study In Emerald...  ))

((I got that vibe from the words 'eldritch' and 'Lestrade'. And Roche. Rache. Whatever.))

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Hmm. Main one that's coming down the pipe right now is Advanced Time Fuckery, which is a combination of divination and regular time fuckery. Say some asshole fortune teller prophesies that you'll be defeated by a good guy if you keep on acting like an evil wizard. Get some characteristics of the good guy out of the fortuneteller, and use magic that lets you see into possible futures to look for the guy. Once you've locked onto the guy, use time fuckery to screw his life and destiny to defeat you up totally. Set up a predetermined time warp so that if he shows up to challenge you he gets retconned into a baby. Retroactively make his parents neglectful assholes that starve him and lead to him becoming sickly and weak. Determine through extensive viewing of your own future when the warrior shows up and where. Go to that location and fire off a hundred typical damaging spells off into that area, ie fireballs, lightning bolts, all that jazz, but fire them into a time portal that's programmed to appear just behind the hero at his moment of triumph. Etcetera.
That's all I can think of right now because that actually sounds pretty cool to do.

Actually the post I was making kept getting delete for no reason so I erased all conscious memory of this thread from my mind. Now that I have computer access, I'm gonna make one that will actually endure when I get bored in the middle of making it and watch a YouTube video.