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Messages - Xantalos

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Man, I really need to get into Omega Legion. It's like the fourth time I've said this too.
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Well, I might as well stop being lazy about it.

932
Try to plan it out and let yourself get demotivated by the amount of work and time it'd take to do properly?

933
Xankarvo's not filled with an excess of calm right now.
"I need new teeths."

"Hey you, wizard."
Ryan says while poking Xan with his sharp claws. "Make me new better and sharper teeths!"
"You are forbidden from biting me on pain of death. I will grant you better teeth if you swear yourself wholly to me."

"I swear myself wholly to you! Can you fix my leg too? It hurts and makes it hard to move."
"Very well."

Action post edited

934
Shame really, you were fun to bounce off of, being the one actually sane person in our group.

935
"If that is what you believe then it will be. Instead of pondering your developing morality, however, I suggest you assess the condition of the warbeast and those on it. We may not have much time before another threat emerges."

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Xankarvo's not filled with an excess of calm right now.
"I need new teeths."

"Hey you, wizard."
Ryan says while poking Xan with his sharp claws. "Make me new better and sharper teeths!"
"You are forbidden from biting me on pain of death. I will grant you better teeth if you swear yourself wholly to me."

"Ah, fine then.

...Wait, they survived?"


Return to xan.

"Hey babe, you grew a third leg?"
"Hey babe, you grew a third leg?"
"Hey babe"
babe
"I CAN SEE THAT YOU'VE WHOLLY ABANDONED YOUR PLAN TO IMITATE A SILENT HAEMONCULUS YOU IRREVERENT FISHBOWL THANK YOU FOR THE AMAZING OBSERVATION THAT YES I HAVE SPROUTED A THIRD LEG."

He takes several deep breaths.

"Where are the Most-Beautiful tribesmen? If they're still alive, healing them will be easier."

Sacrifice the tripod leg I just grew (or just the foot of it perhaps, whatever I can get away with really so long as I don't burn away my actual leg) to heal Ryan's leg and make his teeth better. Also maybe carve a big X into his forehead to signify my dominance.

937
Well, there clearly were other PC-level experts than the ones we saw, as evidenced by the octopus guy who was head of R&D in that one Halloween event.

938
((Ah, I should edit that last post out now that I've got the time.))

939
Use my own blood to heal me instead then

940
"Yes."

941
Xankarvo's face is set in a vague rictus of pain. Breaking both your legs simultaneously hurts, after all.

"You are not helping, bird."

See next post o mine

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Our Salvation: Sureness Permanent Assurance
« on: March 06, 2017, 01:06:26 pm »
"Don't judge me on my lack of wit, I'm not a pirate. I'm a ... shit, what even am I? I wanna say martial master but that just sounds fucking silly. Well, whatever profession you'd classify me as a member as, it's not one that focuses overly much on wordplay. Or at all, actually. More on murdering people and taking their shit as per my discretion. Well, whatever."

He walks off in a direction before momentarily pausing. "Oh right, that was ... what was her name? Rainbow! Yeah, Rainbow Scarf Head Minder bitch was secretly a ghoul thing. You should probably do more poking of the minders y'all got," he calls out before proceeding off.

Let's go find this first mate and present her with the head of this ghoulish lady, shall we? That alchemist mentioned a reward.

943
General Discussion / Re: CAT NIGHTMARE GENERATOR
« on: March 06, 2017, 06:02:48 am »
I've been looking for another cat anyhow...

944
adorable

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Alan, Master Chef

Alan looks at his hands in wonderment.

"My god. I amaze myself every day. What else could I accomplish with this power?

I should test my limits."


Start cooking a bunch of extravagant shit and narrating the cooking process in a Gordon Ramsay-like fashion, only use completely nonsensical ingredients - toasted carrots with a gummy bear reduction glaze and various other things like that.

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