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Let's not forget the shapeshifting teammate that consumes the brain of the crazy ass robot teammate and becomes a giant eldritch nightmare that can only be destroyed by orbital bombardmentThen gets off essentially scot-free due to reincarnation.
That #9Uh jeez, that's like my relationship with my dad. Not fun.
I for one support the idea of minimal legislation in sports. I want to see boxers injected with so many steroids they can punch through time. I want to see sprinters with extra limbs added to them by medical intervention literally tearing up the track like QWOP on LSD. I want to see genetically engineered basketball players that ate basically a 12 ft tangle of limbs dunking from half court. I want to see rugby players that are on so many growth hormones they are basically wedges of muscle and fat with hands slamming each other through the air. Football goalkeepers bred to be 13 ft by 8 ft rectangles of flesh, pummelled by shots from strikers that are little more than a giant leg. Golfers with pneumatically driven limbs to drive the ball past the sound barrier on golf courses the size of small nations. Come on, it would be glorious.
