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Name: Krrosh Anvilhumper
Gender: Male
Age: 497
Race: Cyberdwarf
Occupation: Celtic Space Warlord

Appearance: A dwarf with blinging skin of chromed steel, with bolts engraved with angry faces keeping his various plates from falling apart. His synthetic muscles bulge to such an extent that he's shaped much like an angry dwarven cube of metal. His beard is the requisite length for any self respecting dorf, and masterfully crafted from rare space Christmas tree foil. His beady angry eyes, his 57 booze intake valves, his blocky nose, everything he is seems to be the result of taking a cube of adamantine and getting it piss drunk and pissed off.
IN SPAAAAAAAAACE.
Bacstory: Once, Krrosh was a mere Gnomish Moon Bureaucrat. But then his peaceful life of dust cataloging and beetle identifying was flipturned upside down when residual energies from the Ultimate Chaos Dunk caused a large portion of the moon's giant cheese centipedes to be mutated into terrible monstrosities, made of baseballs of all things. Somehow the dunk radiation had gotten reversed by the Moon's negatively polarized tachyon wave particle beam field. Everyone would've been mostly fine with this if a passing band of Celtic Space Warlords hadn't noticed and decided to go have a good fight, which promptly devastated a large portion of the moon, as muscle and fist went up against pincer and baseball. Krrosh fled the devastation, mourning the loss of his collection of L-speckled pebbles, and somehow found his way onto a spaceship, where he somehow was transformed into a manly dwarf after getting in a drunken orgy with several dozen anvils. Don't ask. Afterward, he tried to take off in the ship, but having used most of the fuel for purposes unspoken, he crashed on Earth, hoping to start his new career off right.


You can still waitlist me if you want, I just wanted to get the sheet in before I forget.

She really didn't have much of a choice against the turning on you thing. And why didn't you do bad things to the rest of the people who would betray you?

I did, I just remember her especially because she defiled my favorite dwarf Warden, MC 'Hammer' Aeducan, who started romances with literally every option he could get his hands on.
Yes I know the quotes are from two different artists.

Twice? You are a stronger person than I. I could barely stomach the first play-through. It was... Uninspiring honestly.

But still, I guess I can't blame you.

Completetionism is a powerful thing.

Oh well yeah the dog's a given. Who was Merril?
And Isabella betrayed me for an imaginary boat, so I turned her in to the Qunari. Have fun getting tortured by the Islamic Borg!

The manly yelling on both sides was probably my favourite part.

Ah, it's about time that Dragon Age got a worthy sequel. It'll be nice to play a game that recreates the world changing events and such in a new way.

Hopefully there aren't useless cameos in it. I loathe useless cameos. Hopefully it also doesn't ignore that it's Dragon Age and instead tries to be medieval Mass Effect. Dragon Age should do its own thing.

Well, unfortunately Morrigan's back in it.
Time to get ready for taunting the fuck out of her as I did in Origins, then.

I imagine no one will mind if Kirkwall accidentally gets bombed into dust via magical misfire?

That might actually motivate me enough to figure out D&D character sheets.