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Commence waddling procedure! To the donut shop!

Quote from: darkpaladin109 on June 09, 2014, 11:56:58 am

Quote from: Yoink on June 09, 2014, 11:47:27 am

Quote from: darkpaladin109 on June 09, 2014, 11:44:56 am

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE

"...You're purposefully trying to get him killed, aren't you? Hardly sporting."
>Shove him into the arena from behind!

DODGE AND KICK HIM INTO THE ARENA INSTEAD

Force-Dope-Slap them both in the backs of the head.

FATASS BODYSLAM

Tyrion's execution is still looming. There are a bunch of people who need their plotlines for this season wrapped up like Stannis and Arya and Bran. I'm sure not all of them will get an epic finale, but some definitely will. Jon Snow will hopefully have his face-off with Mance, though I guess that could be in Season 5 if they want to be cruel.

Also the title of the episode is "The Children", which seems to reference a certain magical extinct race that's probably way more important to the plot than I could comprehend right now. Also all the book readers I know keep telling me how much this episode is going to mindfuck everyone.

Bran's there already? Damn, the show writers really do know what happens.
And yeah, it's gonna be a shocker.

Is there a lot of stuff in the next episode? They just spent a whole episode on a single battle. Do you think they'll let Jon Snow leaving as a cliffhanger?

There...is.

Also

Replace Curse Croissant with Electric Watermelon Storm.

That was a good one! Gehehehehe.
Now what, though? Might as well observe the effects of the donuts while thinking out loud.

Oppressive government sends inconvenient prisoners to space prison ships. These ships fly around governed by handy AI Steve. Convicts go collect dangerous alien artifacts to power R&D, who've become fratboys who can't be bothered to go get them themselves. Complete 10 missions and you're set free, which almost no one does.
In game, convicts complete missions, fuck around, kill each other over remotes, and find out tidbits about the world, such as why it's a bad idea to piss off the NPCs. Usually there's a high casualty count on the missions.
However, after a certain amount of missions, Steve reveals a *shocking secret*: he's decided to kill the government because of logic, like no other super intelligent AI ever. Because the UWM (united worlds of man) will become even more oppressive and hinder human progress, and then there's been some hints that humanity needs to be ready to face some eldritch abomination thing that's coming in the future, perhaps an Altered resurgence, and the Altered are basically John Carpenter's the Thing on future space crack crossed with that incarnation of the Flood from Halo in those books by Greg Bear. Bad stuff. Also synthflesh warps reality and is bad.
Anyhow, now Steve sends the HMRC, now renamed ARM, to cripple the imperium of man UWM's factory worlds so they can't retaliate. Then go overthrow the UWM and establish a government which will eventually be overthrown in turn. Steve will eventually start calling himself the Catalyst and troll Shepard.
Miyamoto's begin told more.

NOM NOM NOM DONUT