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Now I take offense to that healthcare bit! Spearbreakers has made a visit to it's hospital the equivalent of a death sentence!

And enough self promoting. Those thives seem awefully persistant.... Expect the worst.

Ha, well unless you want dwarves to start rotting in the hallways...because thats whats going on right now 


Also, would anyone like to be dwarfed? Only about 6 dwarves have names and I wouldnt mind getting a little more personal with these guys

Sorry about the wait, found some extra time today so heres the update:

Official Journal Entries of DrunkenCaveOgre, Overseer of Steelbeard and Plump Helmet Grower

17th of Galena

Crazy Cow was running around screaming about something out to get him. Normally I could care less but I really needed to talk to him about the shortage of plump helmet spawn. After I confronted him, he told me that the slugs were out to get him.


He saw one in his bedroom the other day and today he found one in his workshop. Apparently theres the giant conspiracy to remove him from the position of overseer and THE SLUGS are behind it all. What a load of crud He probably just wants out of all the work. The lazy bum. Well, hes given me the responsibility of overseer. Steelbeard's future now rests in my hands. Armok help us.

I never really took a good look around here. Now I realize what a clusterfuck it is. Changes must be made, and I will start by changing the schedule of our military. They used to train every month or so, now training will be 24/7. They'll keep training until they like it. If they dont, well thats not my problem.

Quote from: DrunkenCaveOgre on July 08, 2012, 10:56:59 am

So should I just start my turn then from Crazy Cow's save?

Go ahead. You can use the extra year bonus if you want to or just finish up the year.

Quote from: Xvareon on July 08, 2012, 10:26:48 pm

I'd like a turn if the position is still open. If not, disregard.

You're on the list.

Ok, I might just finish up the turn though because Ive been pretty busy lately

Well, Ill take up the turn but I might have to hold it off till the very end of the week if thats okay with everyone

Thatd be cool kinda like in the movie Re-Animator, we could walk around carrying our own severed head. But we would need to regularly animate it or something

Animals with a notable kill under their belt get named

Adamantine is great until that copper bolt strike him in the ankle from behind and he falls over and is then gang raped by hoblin hammerman. Make sure hes legendary in his weapon, decent at using his shield and at least a master dodger before sending him to stop sieges singlehandedly