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A giant humanoid made of platinum? And were going to kill it? We should lock it in and release it on our enemies, alot more dorfy

OP just isnt being creative enough. If you cant think of any new megaprojects, how about more restrictions than usual?

No drawbridges
No cage traps
No moats
No magma
No plump helmets
No cats
No war animals
No danger rooms

That should spice things up

Keas are little bastards. Recently I had a dwarf pimped out in adamantine who died in an ambush. Before I could recover the armor, giant keas came and stole all the equipment

Quote from: DrunkenCaveOgre on June 22, 2012, 04:53:09 pm

No biggie, if it still doesnt work Id reccommend just redownloading DF

Quote from: Aussieevil

I can almost feel Id* smiling down from the Heavenly Temple.

coincidence? I think not

Nuoh my god O_o

So the embark is on a flat surface from the looks of it.

This could be interesting.

I had a brewer get ambushed goblin archers. He got shot like a hundred times but ended up surviving with some serious injuries. He crawled to the entrance of my fort before giving in to pain. Yeah, he did survive. Thats not whats weird. Whats weird is that instead of my dwarves hauling him to my hospital, they dragged a barrel to the entrance of my fort and drank beer literally 2 tiles away from the dwarf. For several months I had dwarf after dwarf drag their barrels to the screaming dwarf and have a good drink while watching him yell in pain.

I just got my first baron and now have the option to appoint a champion.

What does the champion do? Ive checked the wiki but it doesnt say much

One time I had 3 ambushes at once mainly consisting of crossbowmen. I ordered everyone inside and tried waiting them out after they slaughtered about 30 dogs.

Spring arrived and I hoped the caravan would arrive in time to help out but instead of the caravan, migrants arrived. Now, I could care less about migrants but I was really short-handed at the time and needed them so I sent the military in. I had embarked with a SwordDwarf and he had grown into a fine soldier. In fact, the only dwarf in the military.

Well, as soon as he left the fort, a barrage of arrows went flying at him. He rolled away behind a wall and dodged all of them. As soon as they got close he jumped out and started slashing limbs off. Only one lucky goblin got away. And he was missing an arm and both legs. He had crawled away in the middle of the slaughter.