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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« on: June 15, 2012, 08:57:54 pm »
Because he is actuly a huge troll. Also because then there would be no fun.

Why do ravens and buzzards enjoy dive-bombing so much?

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« on: June 15, 2012, 06:45:08 pm »
Because his old hammer is obviously bittle, weak, used, and worn down, and now that he is a Hemmerer, he has no use for this commoners hammer! He needs a hammer meant fr a true noble!

Why dont dwarves use their epic beards in combat?

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« on: June 15, 2012, 04:50:15 pm »
Because blocks have to be used for something

Why does Urist McWarriormother use her child as a shield then complain when it dies as she drops it on the ground?

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DF General Discussion / Re: export bans
« on: June 15, 2012, 03:12:43 pm »
Quote from: Loud Whispers on June 15, 2012, 08:59:59 am
Disband the guard.
Your no fun. Needs more magma.

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DF General Discussion / Re: Easy ways to cause war?..
« on: June 15, 2012, 03:10:34 pm »
Pfft..... war.... lol..... who needs war? Its more fun killing unsuspecting merchants every year.

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Confessions of a DF player.
« on: June 15, 2012, 03:06:21 pm »
Quote from: Monk321654 on June 15, 2012, 02:11:46 pm
I never kill any incoming migrants.
I honestly don't mind the elves. (The short jokes are annoying, though.)
I've never seen Magma.
You monster!!!!!

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: What do you name your dwarves?
« on: June 14, 2012, 02:24:26 pm »
I always name my best military dwarf "badasserson" with the profession "local badass". If the first badasserson dies i replace him and call the next guy "second badass", "third badass", etc, with the same profession, "local badass". If they are crippled, i keep their name, take them off the military, and change their profession to "retired badass". Other then that system, i sometimes give military dwarves different profession names or just new names in general according to their rank in the squad and/or the squads rank. I dont really name anyone other then that.

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« on: June 13, 2012, 08:48:30 pm »
They obviously learned their lesson

On the subject of dwarvern children, why are theey magicaly able to do everything as soon as they are 12?

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: NEW CHALLENGE: starting at the dawn of time!
« on: June 13, 2012, 07:09:52 pm »
If you can fit me in id like to try this. Sounds fun! I always loved high beast count, this seems great! If you cant get me in or it will take like 5 years, its fine, im not really that hell-bent on doing this so dont go out of your way.

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DF General Discussion / Re: Non-lethal combat
« on: June 13, 2012, 07:01:26 pm »
We could just throw pebbles at people as non-lethal combat

Oh wait.....

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: schaudenfreude artifact
« on: June 13, 2012, 06:58:58 pm »
... ohmygosthatsawsome

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DF General Discussion / Re: Vaci Denathithu, the Elf Goblin
« on: June 13, 2012, 06:40:35 pm »
alot of my goblin civs have elves leading them or in them. Weird..... i just got 2 ambushes with elf leaders. Not sure why its goblins, if anything, it would be humans as humans and elves are the ones at peace. Mabye, after years of trees being cut down, the elves simply broke down, as there were no more trees left to rape, so they were hell-bent on destroying all dwarvern kind by any means necessary, in order for their lust for having sex with trees to be fed.

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DF General Discussion / Re: Things there's no word for in Dwarven
« on: June 13, 2012, 06:36:50 pm »
For magma, Dwarves just make spash and explosion sounds while waving thier hands around like complete idiots. Its the natural warning call. Dwarves are just born with it embedded in thier mind, and always know what it means, like birds. To them, when they hear the dreaded explosion/splash yell throughout the fort, its the scariest thing ever.

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« on: June 13, 2012, 06:29:36 pm »
Because owls are so badass, that they even hurt people after they are dead.

Why are Dwarvern children so useless?

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« on: June 13, 2012, 05:31:51 pm »
Because they are to busy thinking of the masterwork roasts and delicious dwarvern wine that they had earlier

Why do uninjured dwarfs seem to think the hospital is better then thier rooms with masterwork furnature?

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