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DF Adventure Mode Discussion / Re: Incest!?
« on: March 25, 2012, 03:39:50 pm »
Too bad the guy wasn't named "Sensualincest" or "Virginlust" or something.
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DF Adventure Mode Discussion / Re: Funniest Names
« on: March 25, 2012, 03:38:41 pm »
I think I already know what spray paint is.
You know the dark red substance that spurts all over your fortress from your dwarves' wounds, painting all surfaces with a thick glistening coat?
That's not blood, man. That's SPRAYPAINT.
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
You know the dark red substance that spurts all over your fortress from your dwarves' wounds, painting all surfaces with a thick glistening coat?
That's not blood, man. That's SPRAYPAINT.
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
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DF Adventure Mode Discussion / Re: Funniest Names
« on: March 25, 2012, 02:06:59 pm »
Started a random fortress with "Play Now," so I couldn't choose the name.
It ended up being "Spraypaint."
What.
It ended up being "Spraypaint."
What.
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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Best Bone weapon?
« on: March 21, 2012, 09:08:45 pm »
I thought Armok's will was only influenced through an excellent display of circus entertainment or beautiful red glowing light. Correct me if I'm wrong.
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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Vampire-safe bedrooms
« on: March 21, 2012, 08:56:44 pm »
I thought that another simple option for bedrooms was to build the walls out of fortifications, so that the bedrooms are still separated for designation purposes, but the dwarves can see over them and so catch the vamps at it. I think there might be a forum thread on this somewhere.
However:
What really is the point of trying to save dwarves in the first place? Isn't it much more dorfy to imagine the bloody details, and to show complete indifference to the demise of your dwarves? (Or in other words, WHAT IS WRONG WITH THE DF COMMUNITY?!)
However:
I've only lost one dwarf, ......and to prevent even losing a single dwarf, without any need to identify, or separate vampires....
What really is the point of trying to save dwarves in the first place? Isn't it much more dorfy to imagine the bloody details, and to show complete indifference to the demise of your dwarves? (Or in other words, WHAT IS WRONG WITH THE DF COMMUNITY?!)
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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Note to Urist--In which you express your frustration to your dwarves
« on: March 18, 2012, 04:41:22 pm »
Dear Urist McMiner:
Would you just stop freaking out at seeing the amphibian men and dig the damn stairway to the caverns? You've already seen them like 20 times, and frankly I don't give a crap if they tear you apart. Just do it and I'll . . . um . . . give you, like, a fancy silver statue or something.
Sincerely,
Armok the Vile Overseer (aka me)
Would you just stop freaking out at seeing the amphibian men and dig the damn stairway to the caverns? You've already seen them like 20 times, and frankly I don't give a crap if they tear you apart. Just do it and I'll . . . um . . . give you, like, a fancy silver statue or something.
Sincerely,
Armok the Vile Overseer (aka me)
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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: famous last words
« on: March 10, 2012, 03:40:52 pm »
My first encounter with the circus:
"My 6-dwarf untrained militia can handle Hell's demons. Right?"
(As it happens, they couldn't. There were only four dwarves left alive and half the map was burning. Then the game crashed.
)
"My 6-dwarf untrained militia can handle Hell's demons. Right?"
(As it happens, they couldn't. There were only four dwarves left alive and half the map was burning. Then the game crashed.
)
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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: All hail the Lungfish
« on: February 25, 2012, 09:13:05 pm »
What we really need to do is mod in lungfish as trainable animals, then create an army of War Lungfish that can fly, swim, AND walk on land.
Also, I wouldn't be surprised if, in the next release, lungfish are inexplicably made of magma.
Also, I wouldn't be surprised if, in the next release, lungfish are inexplicably made of magma.