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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: the perfect explanation of Fun
« on: June 10, 2012, 09:45:02 am »
Fun is like an amusement park populated by drug gangs and Roman gladiators.
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Play With Your Buddies / Re: LP Modded MOO3 again: The stalemate of Thok
« on: June 09, 2012, 07:00:30 pm »
This looks... really cool. So I have to get the actual game on like a CD first, then download the mod that you are using? Where would I get the CD?
Also, is there some sort of guide to the game/mod, or is it quite self-explanatory?
For now, I'm just posting to watch, but that may change when (if) I get the game and learn more about it. However, I'll probably just continue to observe this invigorating saga with anticipation.
Also, is there some sort of guide to the game/mod, or is it quite self-explanatory?
For now, I'm just posting to watch, but that may change when (if) I get the game and learn more about it. However, I'll probably just continue to observe this invigorating saga with anticipation.
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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: Brightwater: Community fortress of science, oceans, and animal taming
« on: June 09, 2012, 11:16:57 am »I had the image of ObeseHelmet's dwarf riding a whale, brandishing a pointy stick at goblins until he realises that as long as he's riding the whale he's too far away from the goblins to poke them.
...War whales one rides would be awesome.
That is totally my character, right there. Now I'm thinking twice, and I kind of want a war whale!
And the game does say I'm a marksdwarf whenever I show up in the story. Maybe I can get some wood bolts and shoot from whale-top?
Then I might actually not be not an asset.
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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: What's going on in your fort?
« on: June 09, 2012, 10:48:10 am »
Valuable artifact made. Goblin siege. No military.
The only dwarf now left is a vampire, also the mayor now... who is fishing as if nothing had happened.
This game is so awesome
EDIT: He just imposed a ban on the export of battle axes. Seems like maybe he knows a bit what's going on.
The only dwarf now left is a vampire, also the mayor now... who is fishing as if nothing had happened.
This game is so awesome
EDIT: He just imposed a ban on the export of battle axes. Seems like maybe he knows a bit what's going on.
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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: Brightwater: Community fortress of science, oceans, and animal taming
« on: June 08, 2012, 06:21:25 pm »
Hey Sphalerite--
I won't chicken out of the wooden weapon thing, even though using such a lame weapon nearly killed me.
But if there is one to spare I do request some sort of reasonably powerful war animal -- I can be one with its naturalness and run into slaughter alongside it.
<in character>
I'll treat it well, don't worry. I'll treat it much better than all these other dwarves here.</in character>
So yeah. Since this is an animal training fortress, I thought this might be an appropriate way to aid an eccentric.
--Obese
P.S. No you may not pull the trick of saddling me with a war whale.
I won't chicken out of the wooden weapon thing, even though using such a lame weapon nearly killed me.
But if there is one to spare I do request some sort of reasonably powerful war animal -- I can be one with its naturalness and run into slaughter alongside it.
<in character>
I'll treat it well, don't worry. I'll treat it much better than all these other dwarves here.
Spoiler: Conspiratorial actions... (click to show/hide)
So yeah. Since this is an animal training fortress, I thought this might be an appropriate way to aid an eccentric.
--Obese
P.S. No you may not pull the trick of saddling me with a war whale.
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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Vampire alcohol slowdown not caused by alcohol?
« on: June 08, 2012, 05:55:41 pm »
EDIT: Total newb double post went here, sorry!
Please disregard.
Please disregard.
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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Vampire alcohol slowdown not caused by alcohol?
« on: June 08, 2012, 05:54:12 pm »They don't ever die from not drinking, they just get really slow.[/quote]
Quote
get really slow
...
from not drinking
I think that alcohol is still the problem.
Alcohol is always the problem.
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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: whats wrong with my dwarfs
« on: June 08, 2012, 05:38:56 pm »If plump helmet wine tastes like fanfics say it does...
Which is ...?
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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: whats wrong with my dwarfs
« on: June 08, 2012, 05:30:00 pm »Things got real ugly, real fast.
So I sat back and watched the carnage.
These things just make me love this game.
And yes, I agree, plump helmets are the BEST crop ever found by dwarvenkind. If you have a kick-ass dining room, they shouldn't mind too much about "drinking the same old booze" either.
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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Automatic refuse processor. Possible?
« on: June 08, 2012, 05:25:09 pm »
Looks good. Now magma isn't our only option. (Although it is still the most dwarfy, by a long shot.)
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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: Brightwater: Community fortress of science, oceans, and animal taming
« on: June 03, 2012, 08:46:24 pm »You know what would be funny? A glamorous suite for Corai in the very depths of the caverns, for he certainly earned it. Wouldn't that be fun?
Just make it out of fungiwood and it might be almost groovy enough for me!
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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: How do I get my masons to use blocks instead of regular stones?
« on: June 03, 2012, 08:45:27 pm »
*facepalms*
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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / How do I get my masons to use blocks instead of regular stones?
« on: June 03, 2012, 08:34:48 pm »
So basically, I have plenty of nice blocks, RIGHT BY THE MASON WORKSHOPS, but they still use normal stones to construct the tables.
Why, masons? Why?
Why, masons? Why?
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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Note to Urist--In which you express your frustration to your dwarves
« on: June 03, 2012, 03:53:08 pm »Dear Ten Militia Drudges of Gladgilt:ObeseHelmet, sir,
Kill the rutherer more efficiently, please.
We're trainin'! We've come to the 'clusion that weap'ns is fer wusses, and are trainin' up 'r fists o' doom! ... sir.
The Militia Drudges of Gladgilt
Actually they are just ten random haulers drafted into a spontaneous wrestler militia because I don't have a real militia yet.
Dear crundles of Ultrablue,
Stop harrasing my women, bugging my miners, and flirting with my woodcutters. I dont need any of that, I already killed alot of you, and I dont want to train my army on worthless beings like you.
Withhatelove, your kobold overseer.
Corai, you would see it that way.
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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Note to Urist--In which you express your frustration to your dwarves
« on: June 03, 2012, 03:06:13 pm »
Dear Ten Militia Drudges of Gladgilt:
Kill the rutherer more efficiently, please.
Kill the rutherer more efficiently, please.