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General Discussion / Re: [🧼👏] Wash your hands, not your pons (Happy thread)
« on: April 08, 2020, 11:39:34 am »
Google: the 'wet bandits' were the robbers in Home Alone. Hence, them being in your crawl space.
April 23, 2024: Dwarf Fortress 50.13 has been released.
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Dragons are just metaphors for people and angry clouds
Just about every monster has been used at a metaphor at some point. Whether or not the origin is in that metaphor is different. I, for one, prefer to believe that the story of dragons was based on a particularly ugly dog a very very long time ago.
Studies of Vervet monkeys demonstrate that they are especially fearful of three particular predators – lions, eagles, and snakes – and Vervet monkeys have specific cries they make when they spot these predators
What better way to celebrate World Health Day than by threatening to withhold funding for the World Health Organization. That's exactly what President Trump said he was considering today at Tuesday's coronavirus press briefing. The New York Times reports:Quote"We're going to put a hold on money spent to the W.H.O.; we're going to put a very powerful hold on it and we're going to see," Mr. Trump said, accusing the organization of having not been aggressive enough in confronting the dangers from the virus. "They called it wrong. They call it wrong. They really they missed the call." Mr. Trump appeared to be particularly angry at the W.H.O. for issuing a statement saying it did not support his decision on Jan. 31 to restrict some travel from China because of the virus. At the time, the group issued a statement saying that "restricting the movement of people and goods during public health emergencies is ineffective in most situations and may divert resources from other interventions."
"Don't close your borders to China, don't do this," Mr. Trump said, paraphrasing the group and accusing the organization of "not seeing" the outbreak when it started in Wuhan, China. "They didn't see it, how do you not see it? They didn't see it. They didn't report it. If they did see it, they must have seen it, but they didn't report." In fact, the W.H.O. repeatedly issued statements about the emergence of the virus in China and its movement around the world.
The budget for the W.H.O. is about $5 billion and comes from member countries around the world. "In 2017, the last year for which figures were available, the United States was required to spend $111 million based on the organization's rules, but sent an additional $401 million in voluntary contributions," reports The New York Times.
Trump said his government will investigate the organization and that "we will look at ending funding." It's unclear if he's planning to eliminate all funding, or only some.
Action 1: Use necromancy to bring back past presidents of the USA, with their personalities in tact by placing their spirits in their respective bodies
This won't actually work, since as far as I know term limits still apply even if the President is a lich.Spoiler: Actual text of the 22nd Amendment (click to show/hide)
PROXY OR TRADE ONRY
"In recent battles a third of the men had no rifles. These poor devils had to wait patiently until their comrades fell before their eyes and they could pick up weapons. The army is drowning in its own blood."
Is this hyperbole or does this literally happen? I genuinely do not know. If it is indeed literal it is a great way to get diseases and should stop being doneIt doesn't matter. For every amazon worker that falls there are ten willing to take up their fatigues and continue toiling for the glory of Amazon!
When the worker in front of you dies, you take his mask and his gloves and keep on working.