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Roll To Dodge / Re: Roll to Kill Steve! Turn 2: Dragons, Mayhem and 1's, Oh my.
« on: February 23, 2012, 12:57:12 am »
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Word association game
« on: February 21, 2012, 09:42:35 am »
Monster
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Corrupt a wish!
« on: February 21, 2012, 09:37:52 am »
Granted. But that is now the only use for your phone, period.
I wish that I could give people actual cookies over the internet.
I wish that I could give people actual cookies over the internet.
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Roll To Dodge / Re: Roll to Kill Steve! Turn 2: Dragons, Mayhem and 1's, Oh my.
« on: February 21, 2012, 02:50:58 am »Turn 2: Dragons, Mayhem and 1's, Oh my.
Have stopped giving descriptions of the different Mental and Physical health modifiers. I will just change it based on whatever makes the most senseHilda J. Tronic
Leap to my feet, autographing some of the fans in the face with my cutting torch, and then cauterise my bleeding. With the cutting torch. Flee if possible.Hilda, with a dazed mind and several unwavering fans on top of her, tries to get up and torch them in the face (1) - 2 for dazed = (-1). She manages to get her torch up and running, but instead of torching the fans, she torches herself, in a horrendous way. But hey, at least those fans have pulled back for a couple of seconds.
Physical Health Get: Severe burning, ON FIRE!
Mental Health Get: Normal
Stephanie
Run into the nearest Starbucks.Stephanie runs flat out towards the nearest starbucks (2) + 1 for Run Run Run = (3), and slams the door shut in the nick of time. The angry croud starts banging on the door, and you swear you can hear police sirens in the distance.
Location Get: Starbucks
Mental Health Get: Normal
Weiss
sigh and find something to eat, probably go to a Mcdonalds and question the people there after eating.Weiss decides that hiding his gun properly isn't worth the effort, and decides to go get fat at McDonalds (5). He finds his way there, and eats what is prehaps the best Big Mac of his life, but it doesn't really change much, because it's a Big Mac, way to go. After the meal, Weiss questions some random person about the location of Steve (4) - 2 for Socially Akward = (2). The man refuses to talk to you, and tells you to get out of his face.
Location Get: McDonalds
THE ALMIGHTY GENGIS KHAN HIMSELF!
Go on a mission in the alleyways with the hobos to rob crackheads, pimps and thugs. This is to 1( Get Mo' money. 2( Get the hobos fighting experience. 3( Create a Better Public Image for Genghis Khan as a hero.THE ALMIGHTY GENGIS KHAN HIMSELF! decides to go on a mission to clean the city streets. He heads into the nearest back alley, and searches for someone to fight (1). Well, he did find something to fight, it was just that he awoke a 10,000 year old MEGA DRAGON!, and it's pissed at him.
Location Get: In a back alley with some dragon.
Mental Health Get: Oh sh*t.
Ivan Morov
Approach the mugging, gun drawn. Order him to back off. Begin firing if the mugger attacks me.With the AK drawn, he points it at the mugger, telling him to back off from the lady (1). The mugger executes the woman, and charges towards Ivan. Unlucky for both of you, that 10,000 year old MEGA DRAGON! collapsed a building beside you, crushing both the mugger and you. The damage to Ivan was (1) extremly severe, with several bones fractured and severe blood loss.
Location Get: Crushed under a building
Physical Health Get: Several fractured bones, Severe bleeding.
Mike
Re-orientate myself. Get back home. Invoke Accountant One Minededness! Get. To. Computer!Mike attempts to Re-orientate himself (5), finds a shortcut, and heads home. Not disturbed at all by all the dragon nonsense, he gets onto his computer and logs on.
Alkov Volka
Conduct experiments and research proving the Steve does not exist. Preferably looking into the Quantum Mechanics and Philosophy Section.Alkov attempts to research about the figure known as "Steve" (3), however, only a very small amount of information on him is found. You discover that he may not be quite human, and that no one has ever met him face to face before.
Location Get: Inside the library.
Item Get: Haphazard information on Steve
Crunk
Begin to dance in the city, if a sufficient audience is attracted ask them about Steve.Crunk dances around, trying to gather a croud who might know something about Steve. (6) - 1 for a lack of some sheet of some kind = (5). A huge croud gathers, and Crunk begins to question them about a figure called "Steve" (4). Someone offers information, but they say the must get out of the city before the 10,000 year old MEGA DRAGON! attacks them.
Location Get: Running the f*ck out of the city
Item Get: Strange man
THE BIG BLACK EVENT DIE!
The big black event die rolls a (6)!! There shall be an event this round! Brace yourselves!
The big black event die rolls a (3)!! The dragon attempts to call his fellow kin, and they will arrive in 3 turns from now.
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Roll To Dodge / Re: Roll To Apocalypse Turn One: Gas and Supplies
« on: February 20, 2012, 12:42:24 pm »
If you are still recruiting...
Name: Micheal Corwell
Gender: Male
Job: Scientist, designing military weapons before the fallout.
Bio: Micheal spent most of his days with his fellow co-workers LASTEKTM CORPORATIONS, making crude jokes and overall having a good time. He didn't take to much seriously unless the situation called for it, indeed, he was a rather nice guy to be around. Home was second nature, and Micheal really did enjoy his life as a researcher for the company. The pay was good, hours rather flexible and the people were great to be around. But then the apocolypse hit, and it was while he was still at work. The entire outside building was surrounded by creatures of unimaginable description. There was only one way out, the underground passage.
Micheal donned as fragile, but effective, biohazard suit, and grabbed an experimental rifle. He travelled through the underground passage, designed to link to some of the closest "Safe areas" of the city. He didn't care though, and just ran. After making it outside, he could see a nearby EVAC SHELTER, and ran towards it. However, one of the mutated ran up towards him, and charged. Micheal hastily fired off several shots, but only scored a few hits. Those few hits however, dropped the creature, but all of those shots disitergrated the rifle to dust. He dived into the shelter minutes before it closed, and was lucky to be alive. He has been there ever since
Appearance: He is rarely seen nowadays without his suit on, so almost no one truly knows what he looks like.
Personality: He can be fine to be around, but is extremly defensive and prefers to keep to himself when possible.
If I can join: Refuse to join the expedition, but rather take a talley of all the items in the shelter.
Name: Micheal Corwell
Gender: Male
Job: Scientist, designing military weapons before the fallout.
Bio: Micheal spent most of his days with his fellow co-workers LASTEKTM CORPORATIONS, making crude jokes and overall having a good time. He didn't take to much seriously unless the situation called for it, indeed, he was a rather nice guy to be around. Home was second nature, and Micheal really did enjoy his life as a researcher for the company. The pay was good, hours rather flexible and the people were great to be around. But then the apocolypse hit, and it was while he was still at work. The entire outside building was surrounded by creatures of unimaginable description. There was only one way out, the underground passage.
Micheal donned as fragile, but effective, biohazard suit, and grabbed an experimental rifle. He travelled through the underground passage, designed to link to some of the closest "Safe areas" of the city. He didn't care though, and just ran. After making it outside, he could see a nearby EVAC SHELTER, and ran towards it. However, one of the mutated ran up towards him, and charged. Micheal hastily fired off several shots, but only scored a few hits. Those few hits however, dropped the creature, but all of those shots disitergrated the rifle to dust. He dived into the shelter minutes before it closed, and was lucky to be alive. He has been there ever since
Appearance: He is rarely seen nowadays without his suit on, so almost no one truly knows what he looks like.
Personality: He can be fine to be around, but is extremly defensive and prefers to keep to himself when possible.
If I can join: Refuse to join the expedition, but rather take a talley of all the items in the shelter.
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DF Modding / Re: Ult1mara Does Dwarf Fortress Mod Reviews
« on: February 20, 2012, 11:45:54 am »
I think you have outdone yourself with the amount of mods you got going on here Ult1mara, you scottish bastard 
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But in all seriousness I think you should slow down the amount you are doing at least a bit. Lets no forget your SPAZ LP and all the rest. Love you.
.But in all seriousness I think you should slow down the amount you are doing at least a bit. Lets no forget your SPAZ LP and all the rest. Love you.
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Corrupt a wish!
« on: February 20, 2012, 11:37:54 am »
Granted. Now everyone is a hate filled troll that just wants to derp up your day.
I wish that I owned several sub-atomic thermonuclear bombs, and could just throw them at Switerland for target practice with no consequence.
I wish that I owned several sub-atomic thermonuclear bombs, and could just throw them at Switerland for target practice with no consequence.
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DF General Discussion / Re: Haunted Desert DF Youtube let's play.
« on: February 20, 2012, 11:06:26 am »
Posting up parts 3 and 4 now. God, I hateLOVE evil biomes!
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Roll To Dodge / Re: Roll to Kill Steve! Turn 1: The Phantom Menace
« on: February 20, 2012, 10:18:00 am »Turn 1: The Phantom Menace
Before I do anything, when your health or location changes, replace Normal/Healthy/Location with whatever I give you unless strictly specified. Also, you do not need to add in the stuff in brackets. That is just there to tell you what the effect does.Stephanie
Distance myself by getting all worked up and yelling at my colleagues for wasting my time. Then run to the nearest Starbucks.Stephanie attempts to distance herself and get all angry at everyone (2), and instead of getting angry herself, everyone on the street is now angry at you.
Mental Health Get: Run Run Run (Imposes a +1 to movement, and -1 to everything else)
Ivan Morov
Begin roaming the streets, looking for an opportunity to pull my gun.Ivan starts roaming the streets, trying to look for something to target (4). He spots something in the distance, it looks like a mugging of some poor old lady in a back alley.
Location Get: Entrance of a back alley.
Alkov Volka
Contemplate on the meaning of Society, ready argument, then head into the nearest library.Alkov start to contemplate and think of an arguement for the meaning of society (3), and come up with a lackluster-but-sufficient arguement. He then walks down the road, trying to find the nearest library (4). He finds what appears to be the city library, and heads on inside.
Location Get: Entrance of the City Library
Weiss
Keep my gun hidden and begin to question everyone on Steve's location.Weiss tries to hides his gun in his Infinite Trousers Pocket (3), but decides it is not worth the effort and just leaves half the barrel of the M14 out, garnering him strange looks. Aknowledging this, he decides that prehaps it is not the best time to start questioning people.
Mental Health Get: Socially awkward (-2 to anything reqiureing social interaction)
Mike
As the unnassuming accountant, casually walk back into the crowd to head back to the apartment. Mike shall find this Steve on the internet on his Desktop!Mike decides that going back home is and browsing the internet is more important than heading off on an epic adventure (3). He heads off in the general direction of his apartment, but winds up getting lost along the way.
Location Get: Somewhere near home
Steve Crunk
Put on my blades and begin to search the streets for anything interesting.Crunk (Using Steve could get me murdered) decides to put on his skates and head of on his quest (3). Crunk decides that searching is too hard though, and just casually skates through the streets, getting lost along the way.
Location Get: Somewhere in the city
THE ALMIGHTY GENGIS KHAN HIMSELF!
Recruit civillians to become members of the Golden Khanate Mongolian army.THE ALMIGHTY GENGIS KHAN HIMSELF! decides to recruit some soldiers to join his mongolion army (3). THE ALMIGHTY GENGIS KHAN HIMSELF! only manages to recruit 3 lousy hobos, though.
Item Get: 3 lousy soldiers.
Hilda J Tronic
See if I can track down Steve's apartment without attracting the attention of any adoring fans.Hilda attempts to blend in with the croud of people on the sidewalk (1), but the croud of people she blended in with were her most loyal fans. They pile up on top of her, shouting into her ear for autographs and slamming her head against the ground.
Mental Health Get: Dazed (-2 to most actions)
Physical Health Get: Bleeding (Might want to stop that), Deafened (Auto-fail anything that requires hearing somebody until you get out of this croud).
THE BIG BLACK EVENT DIE!
Decided to do this every turn. On the roll of a 6, something happens. A second roll is made, the lower the number, the more apocolyptic/deadly/horrible the event becomes.
THE BIG BLACK EVENT DIE ROLLS A (4)! There shall be no event this round.
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DF General Discussion / Re: What Would Urist Do?
« on: February 19, 2012, 10:01:51 pm »
Feast on the blood of dwarves. Food and beer all in one!
WWUD if he discovered gunpowder?
WWUD if he discovered gunpowder?
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Roll To Dodge / Re: Roll to Kill Steve! Turn 0: It Begins...
« on: February 19, 2012, 09:53:27 pm »You freaking derps.Quote3: You need to post your character sheet on every post you do that has your action in it. Do not post it on any other post until the next turn
4: Seriously, read #3 again.
Thank you. It just makes it easier on me later on down the track to grab peoples character sheets. Best get into the habit now, eh?
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Roll To Dodge / Re: Roll to Kill Steve! 4 Spots left!
« on: February 19, 2012, 09:41:08 pm »
Starting the game now. 8th person can join whenever.
You just stare out into the distance, thinking about how Steve should die. Nevermind the massive traffic jam you have caused and the police trying to arrest you for it.
Turn 0: It begins!
You just stare out into the distance, thinking about how Steve should die. Nevermind the massive traffic jam you have caused and the police trying to arrest you for it.
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: You Are Captain...
« on: February 19, 2012, 10:40:24 am »
FLY AWAY!
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Roll To Dodge / Re: Roll to Kill Steve! Turn 0 - Preperations
« on: February 19, 2012, 10:31:19 am »I'm seeing the laws of physics broken in Turn 0.
What's fisiks?
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Word association game
« on: February 19, 2012, 10:11:17 am »
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