Roll to Kill Steve: The adventure of a lifetime!
Context/Backstory: You are standing in the middle of a street, gazing off into the distance, wondering about life. You come to a conclusion after 21 years of wandering, and it was worth it. For life to be complete, you must kill the figure, Steve. You have never met Steve, and Steve has never met you, but all you know is,
he has to die.
How to play: This is a RtKS (Roll to Kill Steve), you simply suggest an action of any possibility in
bold, then I roll a die. The result of that die determines how well your character succeeds. Remember, the action can be anything you want, but if you try to do something that is, well,
out of your grasp, then it will be modified significantly. It can also be positivly modified, based off certain traits, inventory items or what-have-you.
There is only one objective, and that is to kill Steve in any way, shape, or form, regardless of the overall effect on humanity.<1: Apocolyptic Failure - Words cannot even begin to describe how badly you failed this task. Prehaps the effect on your health will show better than words can.
1: Utter Failure - You don't defuse a mine by stepping on it.
2: Failure - Whatever task you tried to attempt, failed, and you probably made it worse on yourself.
3: Subpar - You got it halfway done, now actually try, you lazy idiot.
4: Success - You tried, and succeeded! Bravo!
5: Amazing Success - As above, but with some sort of bonus for your amazing attempt.
6: Utter Success - As above, but people should see you as some sort of Demigod!
>7: OMGWTFBBQ! - *It is dangerous to read this without the aid of your Parent or Guardian*.
This person is going to be you! It will affect your dice rolls and overall sense of awesomeness on this adventure. Please fill in the sheet below.
Name: (What you want to be called throughout the adventure)
Profession: (What you used to do/what you are now)
Inventory/Items: (What you are carrying, you can choose one item of any description to start off with. Dont worry about size, it all fits in your magical trousers pocket.)
Mental Health: (The state of your mind, always starts at *Normal*
Physical Health: (The state of your body, always start at *Healthy*
Location: (Where you are, always start in the *Middle of some street.*
Name: Tom
Profession: Plumber
Inventory/Items: AC-130 Gunship /w Laser rounds
Mental Health: Normal*
Physical Health: Healthy*
Location: Middle of the street*
* - You cannot change these when making a new character
Now thats out of the way, let's play. I will only play with a max. of 8 people, the rest of you have to wait. (For those that are playing, see next post)
1: Rember that your primary goal is to kill steve, no matter the cost to humanity!
2: Please try to keep the only thing in your post that is in bold your action only.
3: You need to post your character sheet on every post you do that has your action in it. Do not post it on any other post until the next turn
4: Seriously, read #3 again.
5: Permadeath is on, once you die, that's it.
