To remind me what my goals are:
The Golden Orb believes that the Adversary can be defeated by igniting the passion within its heart, or possibly removing its heart. The Mer-Maids, when queried about this hypothetical opponent, suggest that it be awakened to the illusory nature of time and motion, thus neutralizing it. The Noble Stone suggests that if it is sufficiently strengthened, it will be able to protect all that is from destruction. The Torch of Esta believes that if things are placed far enough away from the Adversary they will be safe because to reach them it first has to travel half the distance, then half the remaining distance, then half the remaining distance of that, and so on.
WealthyRodent II the Seller suggests bribery or a lot firepower. The Mop-Maids are pretty sure that ultimately all resistance it futile, and one should just go with the flow, but in the mean-time you can make pretty rivers and ponds and stuff. The birds don't understand the question. The more animals only respond with meaning devoid rumbles and screeches. The zombies suggest infecting the Adversary.
The last idea seemed to work, so CleanU creates another two set of maids to fight the Adversary!
First is the Unmaid, a group of zombies commissioned into cleaning and infecting those who they infect with the desire to clean. In addition to their cleaning duties, they're to attempt to infect the Adversary with the maid strain of the zombie virus.
Second is the Medical Aid Including Dusting (MAID), a group of maids who double as certified doctors cleaning their patients from all diseases. They are tasked with surgically removing the Adversary's heart, in addition to offering medical aid to those in need.
