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Henceforth our name has been changed from Dak the Goblin to the Craven Raven

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Nexus (Suggestion Game)
« on: March 26, 2014, 08:21:06 pm »
Evaluate Joey.
>If stable, then go finish the pirates, cautiously. The one with an injured leg is still capable of killing us. Then check their loot, and drop ballistic weapons for better weapons. Finally, hijack their ship, and bring Joey along.
>If unstable/critical, try to determine how to save him, or at least stabilize him.

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Keep kobolds hidden until they come to the Troll Caves, assuming that the adventurers will engage the troll. Then attack the adventurers from behind.

If they don't engage the troll, then this suggestion is void.

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Look for water nearby if not Jerusalem.
+1

By the way, how did we end up in a desert? Weren't we just in a city? Or do you mean that surrounding the city is a desert?
+1

  ((Also, we sorta went through a time deflation effect thingy. A.k.a things went Timey Wimey.

  WARNING:LINK GOES TO TVTROPES. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.))

Should've read the warning, I was just on there for a half hour :(

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Look for water nearby if not Jerusalem.
+1

By the way, how did we end up in a desert? Weren't we just in a city? Or do you mean that surrounding the city is a desert?

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Construct Chaos meter, which can be used to destroy Order and Logic.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GREATWYRMGOLD IN THE FACE
« on: March 25, 2014, 10:01:54 pm »
Begin terraforming GreatWyrmGold's face into volcanic atmosphere that constantly erupts and spews lava on him.
"What do you expect this to do? A, it makes no sense. B, I am immune to fire."
Irrelevant. Lava is molten rock. Rock is super-effective against fire. You are gold dragon and breathe fire, thus you are fire element. Ergo, lava is super effective against the GWG.

^
Why pokemon will always defeat science

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Roll To Dodge / Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GREATWYRMGOLD IN THE FACE
« on: March 25, 2014, 09:43:01 pm »
WAIT
CHANGE MIND
RESPAWN UNIVERSE AS ONE WITHOUT SCIENCE
GWG WILL CEASE TO EXIST BY DEFAULT

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Flee with the sorceress and the amulet,

+1
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In case of backsass from the afrit, cast Shield on Ari and Convulsion on the Afrit. Then fly like hell with Ari.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: ROLL TO ACT IN A COMPLETELY REASONABLE MANNER
« on: March 25, 2014, 09:35:14 pm »
Spawn as Cthulhu and begin destroying the natural order of the universe. Via standard eldritch fuckery.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GREATWYRMGOLD IN THE FACE
« on: March 25, 2014, 09:33:00 pm »
Spawn as an overused meme and begin multiplying by the fucktons!
Use my extreme powers to cause Windows to crash, blue screen style!
The Windows crash restores the universe!

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DF Gameplay Questions / Re: scorpions and military service
« on: March 25, 2014, 02:57:53 pm »
Dwarves only adopt pets that they like (and cats only adopt dwarves that like them), so unless your soldier "likes giant desert scorpions for their tails", he won't be adopting one any time soon.

The ability for a "giant" animal to breed is dependent on its raws - some animals can, and some cannot (including giant desert scorpions).

Pretty much what Quietust said, so your best bet, unless you want to wait for a specific dwarf to come along who,
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likes giant desert scorpions for their tailsis to just make them [TRAINABLE_WAR].

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Corrupt a wish!
« on: March 25, 2014, 02:55:19 pm »
Granted. You create your own game which is instantly joined by all the forumites. Overworked, you give up and everyone hates you forever.

I wish the sacrifice of infants in the name of Armok wasn't forbidden by the law.

Granted. It's now forbidden by Armok himself.

I wish I could stick with a DF fort for more than a week before starting a new one.

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Nor have I read the books.

Inquire of Ariana exactly what has been going on since her last summoning of you, and why she summoned us. Do our best to keep Ariana alive, for now.

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Also, why did we kill Ari? Two out of three players who submitted suggestions wanted to not kill her. The railroading is kind of bad.
As I said, I cannot write things without loopholes and only did that because Kren would actually avoid loopholes in his command.

Look in the direction of the afrit, look surprised then say, "I....can't beat that! He's stronger than I am. All we can do is flee. May I take you someplace safe?"
And I mistook your vote to kill her because of the way you italicized safe. It made it seem the safe place was death.

That is a shame though, I feel as though after aging ten years in magic, a manipulated Ariana is better than a dead Ariana, especially since we planted the seeds a decade ago.

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