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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: How many people play DF? (Now the Bay12 Space program)
« on: August 05, 2012, 08:30:49 pm »
you won't get away from the spores .
i think i am sane .
i think i am sane .
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: How many people play DF? (Now the Bay12 Space program)
« on: August 05, 2012, 08:29:14 pm »
because its 04:30 for me :/ and i feel like a bag of martian poop .
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: How many people play DF? (Now the Bay12 Space program)
« on: August 05, 2012, 08:18:23 pm »
this proves Michael Jackson was wrong , so many martians died for nothing . the martians tried to warn us that pluto is a planet , but we killed them for that .
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: How many people play DF? (Now the Bay12 Space program)
« on: August 05, 2012, 08:11:51 pm »
a better title would be S.O.U.L (Secret Organization of United Lies) to clear out all the bad thoughts of other people that are not voting for the bay 12 communist party .
oh no , i lost the privilege to ride the soul train ! there is no more reason to live .
Corai , what time it is in your country ?
oh no , i lost the privilege to ride the soul train ! there is no more reason to live .
Corai , what time it is in your country ?
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: How many people play DF? (Now the Bay12 Space program)
« on: August 05, 2012, 08:02:34 pm »
that's the true story of why Michael Jackson became famous . 
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: How many people play DF? (Now the Bay12 Space program)
« on: August 05, 2012, 08:00:15 pm »
because its not martian stuff , everyone knows that Michael Jackson killed the last martian in the battle of pluto , the martians were arguing that pluto is a planet but then Michael Jackson killed all of them and proved that pluto is not a planet .
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DF General Discussion / Re: What Would Urist Do?
« on: August 05, 2012, 07:52:29 pm »
he would steal useless crafts from his own civilisation .
WWUD if his best friend backstabbed him ?
WWUD if his best friend backstabbed him ?
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DF Gameplay Questions / Re: How To Farm in 0.31.x and 0.34.x (DF2010/2012)
« on: August 05, 2012, 07:50:06 pm »
a legendary farmer is a good farmer . 
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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Artificial River.
« on: August 05, 2012, 07:46:52 pm »
there is the thing called dam , you can build it several squares wide for your fishers to fish .
bonus if you periodically drop a dwarf in the water , as a sacrifice to water gods . (you can drop elves and goblins too !)
bonus if you periodically drop a dwarf in the water , as a sacrifice to water gods . (you can drop elves and goblins too !)
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DF Adventure Mode Discussion / Re: 500 Things about Wilderness survival that you learnt the hard way
« on: August 05, 2012, 07:41:00 pm »
and i am not a sssSSSssnake , becausssse my bite issss not poissssonoussss . (at least to humans)
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DF General Discussion / Re: What Would Urist Do?
« on: August 05, 2012, 07:33:17 pm »
humanity would throw booze barrels at dwarfkind and while dwarkind is drinking booze , humanity backstabs it .
WWUD if he was a ninja ?
WWUD if he was a ninja ?
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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: A Newb's fortress story
« on: August 05, 2012, 07:30:29 pm »
dorf me ! i wanna be a skilled doctor with name knifeseizures !
good story , but i didn't read it to the end , because im lazy and its 03:30 for me !
good story , but i didn't read it to the end , because im lazy and its 03:30 for me !
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DF General Discussion / Re: What Would Urist Do?
« on: August 05, 2012, 07:05:31 pm »
instead of acting a slaughter , he would kill everyone for real .
WWUD if he was a dinosaur ?
WWUD if he was a dinosaur ?
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DF Gameplay Questions / Re: Thief is spotted but isn't being attacked
« on: August 05, 2012, 07:01:14 pm »
fortress military and civilians are a lot more different than adventure mode humans , when humans ard being attacked in adventure mode , they fight back with their knives , wich is OP , because the villagers will swarm on you and slice you into bits , in fortress mode dwarves run instead of attacking , if they are not given a order to attack .
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DF Gameplay Questions / Re: barrels and pots that are not being used
« on: August 05, 2012, 06:55:28 pm »
forbid and then unforbid them .