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DF General Discussion / Re: What Would Urist Do?
« on: August 05, 2012, 09:27:01 am »
he would be used to lure clowns in a trap.
WWUD if his best friend was a wereslug ?
WWUD if his best friend was a wereslug ?
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DF Gameplay Questions / Re: How to start trading
« on: August 05, 2012, 06:38:57 am »
you must make the broker to in to the trading depot.
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DF General Discussion / Re: Toady is working fast, damn!
« on: August 05, 2012, 06:25:16 am »..... a average badger that kills the entire civilisation ending the feud ....Blood feuds should be able to randomly stop if all person 'forgive'
The 'forgive' event should depends on witness of death, closeness to the death, basically random percentage and current mood when the 'revenge' mechanism triggers on that person.
Of course if we make the clans hurt/maim traitors as well we would get a 'blood loyalty cascade' which would probably decimate a family into nothingness.
Not to mention nobles would be a joke when you have warring families inside your fort trying to hack each other's heads off.
There need to be a way to suppress bloodline revenge inside forts.
A strong leader that sits them down and takes care of it. A strong police force. A strong badger that kills a entire family ending the feud...
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: How many people play DF? (Now the Bay12 Space program)
« on: August 05, 2012, 05:05:24 am »
i suggest , when we will have our base set up , first steal earth satellites and use them for our communication and the rest of them can be dismantled for electronic circuits and metal .
by stealing satellites we will paralyze the earth !
by stealing satellites we will paralyze the earth !
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DF General Discussion / Re: What Would Urist Do?
« on: August 05, 2012, 04:45:51 am »
refuse to do any work and act like a child .
WWUD if he was a weredwarf ?
WWUD if he was a weredwarf ?
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: How many people play DF? (Now the Bay12 Space program)
« on: August 04, 2012, 05:21:31 pm »I vote pluto, all this stuff about it not being a real planet is probably just propaganda implanted into humans by plutonians who want to look like less of a threat.or we could use human tactics and backstab them while they are sleeping .
We can ambush them from mars when they bring their attack fleets to wasteland earth and wipe out their entire army in one surprise attack.
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: How many people play DF? (Now the Bay12 Space program)
« on: August 04, 2012, 05:18:28 pm »
the universe .
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: How many people play DF? (Now the Bay12 Space program)
« on: August 04, 2012, 05:11:23 pm »and you would be asking "where did you get that kobold leather cloak and kobold brain roast".as a space hemp farmer , the only thing i can trust is space lizards , while i will be in the breeding program , the lizards will patrol my farm and paralyze anyone who will decide to try my precious , precious hemps . after that the lizards will bring the paralyzed corpse to me (to fertilize the land with it) or eat the corpse .
And I will be the guy that you come to complaining about "little dog things keep stealing my crop!" every two days.
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: How many people play DF? (Now the Bay12 Space program)
« on: August 04, 2012, 05:00:45 pm »
as a space hemp farmer , the only thing i can trust is space lizards , while i will be in the breeding program , the lizards will patrol my farm and paralyze anyone who will decide to try my precious , precious hemps . after that the lizards will bring the paralyzed corpse to me (to fertilize the land with it) or eat the corpse .
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: How many people play DF? (Now the Bay12 Space program)
« on: August 04, 2012, 03:45:55 pm »
also we need snake men , they will lay eggs , and we can extract their poison and smear it on our mouth , so when we will bite earth humans , they will be paralyzed and we will be free to steal their souls .
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: How many people play DF? (Now the Bay12 Space program)
« on: August 04, 2012, 03:40:40 pm »
what about fertile soil , my hemps won't grow in bad soil .
can animal souls be extracted for pure energy ?
HEY ! kobolds lay tasty eggs !
can animal souls be extracted for pure energy ?
HEY ! kobolds lay tasty eggs !
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: How many people play DF? (Now the Bay12 Space program)
« on: August 04, 2012, 11:26:50 am »I suppose somebody needs to maintain the computer equipment. I suppose I'll dabble in brewing and growing I guess too, for my honorable duty as a non-alcohol dependent emergency worker.The trained war dogs will do all the computer stuff .
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DF Adventure Mode Discussion / Re: newb question about starting location
« on: August 04, 2012, 10:46:11 am »
it is hard to walk in dwarven towns because of the mountains .
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: How many people play DF? (Now the Bay12 Space program)
« on: August 04, 2012, 05:54:53 am »
i will be the hemp farmer . we should make cattle-dwarves , for milk and meat also chicken-dwarves for eggs and plumphelmet men , for booze .
bring some earthworms too , i will need them .
bring some earthworms too , i will need them .
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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Face Palm moments you had
« on: August 04, 2012, 05:42:18 am »I've had a couple incidents similar to brainfreeze thought not at bad. For some reason my dwarves love taking my pig iron to decorate useless artifacts. This on a map with no iron ore and no coal or even tin. Every bit of steel I have is imported or labouriously made from purchased items and goblinite melted over charcoal fires.
I had my own littel facepalm recently when trhough my own negligence the fort vampire got loose for a bit and promptly nommed the militia commander, a high master speardwarf, while his squad stood around and watched.
i am on a map without flux and metals , only galena , and i had to close my adamantine mine because of !!invasion!! and now Kadol McWonderfulmetalartist decides to cheer me up by making a metal figurine with a image of a lamb getting slaughtered .