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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: The Bay12 Space program - Open discussion
« on: September 08, 2012, 04:07:48 pm »
dining hall is a gigantic bar/dining room and booze is for everyone .
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Corrupt a wish!
« on: September 08, 2012, 04:05:59 pm »
the genie is disguised devil and it devours your soul for the wishes .
i wish i had a sentient space lizard man pet .
i wish i had a sentient space lizard man pet .
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: The Bay12 Space program - Open discussion
« on: September 08, 2012, 03:48:38 pm »
sentient evil space lizard men are awsome !
they will guard my mars hemp fields and hunt kobolds .
they will guard my mars hemp fields and hunt kobolds .
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Curses / Re: Jason Boyd's tales of Liberal Shenanigans.
« on: September 08, 2012, 03:30:50 pm »
i one punch killed army soldier .
edit : if i remember correctly , i had 5 or 6 martial arts and later i also one punch killed a death squad officer .
edit : if i remember correctly , i had 5 or 6 martial arts and later i also one punch killed a death squad officer .
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DF General Discussion / Re: What Would Urist Do?
« on: September 08, 2012, 03:27:20 pm »
urist cancels blind : searching for booze .
WWUD if a kobold stole his artifact adamantine ring ?
WWUD if a kobold stole his artifact adamantine ring ?
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DF General Discussion / Re: Devlogs from 2050
« on: September 08, 2012, 03:24:35 pm »
fixed the bug with human/dwarf/goblin/elf eyebrows growing endlessly and eventually covering eyes making creatures blind .
tweaked dwarven dreams and made them less random , after a dwarf had dream where he realised the true meaning of life and then all dwarves did mass suicides .
tweaked dwarven dreams and made them less random , after a dwarf had dream where he realised the true meaning of life and then all dwarves did mass suicides .
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DF General Discussion / Re: What is YOUR most wanted feature?
« on: September 08, 2012, 03:09:58 pm »
economy and attacking other sites with YOUR army in fortress mode .
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: The Bay12 Space program - Open discussion
« on: September 08, 2012, 12:47:40 pm »
the same goes with my sentient space lizard men .
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DF General Discussion / Re: What Would Urist Do?
« on: September 08, 2012, 12:39:20 pm »
face the true meaning of angry birds .
WWUD if a bird poked his eyes out ?
WWUD if a bird poked his eyes out ?
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DF General Discussion / Re: Devlogs from 2050
« on: September 08, 2012, 12:37:58 pm »
removed all the features i have added in the game since 2012th year , because of one mistake in the binary code .
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General Discussion / Re: The Dream Thread
« on: September 08, 2012, 12:16:51 pm »
my extremely nonsensed dream :
i was walking around a forest for no reason. then i saw 6 men,i don't know why but for some reason i knew they were bandits.i took out my sword (it was yellow and it had red ball at the tip of blade) and charged at them,one of them grabbed me by my right ear and threw me at a tree.they all enraged,became red and they were chasing me,i remember that i saw a bright red watermelon under my foot, the watermelon had a little door.i went in the watermelon and saw 2 ants fighting with knives on their heads,i was really excited about one of the ants. then a random bird appeared and started shooting seeds at me,i picked up a sniper rifle and zoomed with the scope and i saw the bird had a purple mace logged in its tail.the sniper rifle for some reason was shooting grappling hooks,so i appeared on the bird,somehow i knew that i must burn the purple mace that was logged on its tail to remove the curse that was making birds angry. i made a fireplace on the birds back and burned the mace .
i was walking around a forest for no reason. then i saw 6 men,i don't know why but for some reason i knew they were bandits.i took out my sword (it was yellow and it had red ball at the tip of blade) and charged at them,one of them grabbed me by my right ear and threw me at a tree.they all enraged,became red and they were chasing me,i remember that i saw a bright red watermelon under my foot, the watermelon had a little door.i went in the watermelon and saw 2 ants fighting with knives on their heads,i was really excited about one of the ants. then a random bird appeared and started shooting seeds at me,i picked up a sniper rifle and zoomed with the scope and i saw the bird had a purple mace logged in its tail.the sniper rifle for some reason was shooting grappling hooks,so i appeared on the bird,somehow i knew that i must burn the purple mace that was logged on its tail to remove the curse that was making birds angry. i made a fireplace on the birds back and burned the mace .
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DF General Discussion / Re: Devlogs from 2050
« on: September 08, 2012, 11:19:53 am »
made the badgers less ferocious , after one badger slaughtered all Dwarven civilisations .
fixed the bug where human civilization would accept any creature as its leader , the creature is usually slowly replacing all the humans with its own kind .
fixed bug where lightning strike would only burn off your pants .
fixed a bug where a bit heavy backpack would break your spine , rip off shoulders and break your legs .
fixed the bug with the earth magnetic field disappearing in sun storms .
fixed the bug where human civilization would accept any creature as its leader , the creature is usually slowly replacing all the humans with its own kind .
fixed bug where lightning strike would only burn off your pants .
fixed a bug where a bit heavy backpack would break your spine , rip off shoulders and break your legs .
fixed the bug with the earth magnetic field disappearing in sun storms .
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DF General Discussion / Re: What Would Urist Do?
« on: September 08, 2012, 10:49:24 am »
screw up the universe .
WWUD if a slender man was following him ?
WWUD if a slender man was following him ?
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: How Well Known is the Person Above You?
« on: September 07, 2012, 07:38:43 am »
2/10
i ain't reading any names (that's why i don't know you)!
i ain't reading any names (that's why i don't know you)!
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DF General Discussion / Re: What Would Urist Do?
« on: September 07, 2012, 07:04:28 am »
die in a fight with raven .
WWUD if his fists were made out of adamantine ?
WWUD if his fists were made out of adamantine ?