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Messages - brainfreez

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DF General Discussion / Re: Devlogs from 2050
« on: September 07, 2012, 07:01:05 am »
made Dwarven philosophists a bit dumber , after one of them wrote a 1000 pages long book about the possibility that there is alternate dimension where a creature called "player" is controlling them .
shortly after that they created a religion dedicated to the player .

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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« on: September 06, 2012, 03:43:07 pm »
*note to self* never test anything on yourself .

*note to others* Join my new science club !

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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« on: September 06, 2012, 03:41:04 pm »
good point .

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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« on: September 06, 2012, 03:38:38 pm »
i was confused because i didn't know why my foot started to hurt .

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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« on: September 06, 2012, 03:35:28 pm »
Quote from: Kamin on September 06, 2012, 03:31:34 pm
Quote from: brainfreez on September 06, 2012, 03:28:07 pm
when i was younger , i stepped on a broken wire and got electric strike (i don't know how much Wats), i was really confused so i stepped there again and got and got electric strike again .
...  ???
the morale of my story is - don't step on broken electric wires .

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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« on: September 06, 2012, 03:28:07 pm »
when i was younger , i stepped on a broken wire and got electric strike (i don't know how much Wats), i was really confused so i stepped there again and got and got electric strike again .

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: You mutated!
« on: September 06, 2012, 03:21:39 pm »
you should find abandoned warehouse , start a textile industry , bribe the mayor , hire mercenaries to take out the mayor , become mayor and name yourself the mayo .

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DF General Discussion / Re: Devlogs from 2050
« on: September 06, 2012, 02:54:21 pm »
3D figures drawn with ascii characters .

fixed bug where dwarves release extreme amounts of sweat in their clothes , making dwarves blow up because of extreme pressure .

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DF General Discussion / Re: Devlogs from 2050
« on: September 06, 2012, 01:08:06 pm »
Finally made dwarves go to hospital and get healed by doctor properly , it took 3 trained slave monkey lives , but it was all worth it .

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DF General Discussion / Re: What Would Urist Do?
« on: September 06, 2012, 10:10:05 am »
start a loyalty cascade and a second before the mighty cacame kills urist , a donkey bashes the cacames skull in his brain .

WWUD if his skull was made out of adamantine ?

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DF General Discussion / Re: Devlogs from 2050
« on: September 06, 2012, 09:50:29 am »
removed multithreading after more than 5.000.000.000 people went insane and started the WorldWar64 because of multithreading .

dwarves will not blackmail their family without a reason anymore .

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DF General Discussion / Re: Devlogs from 2050
« on: September 06, 2012, 09:10:13 am »
made dwarves a little dumber , i am tired of them building computers and trying to hack out of the game and take over my computer .
fixed a bug where giant tigers were trying to get in your dining hall just to mark their territory .
fixed a bug where kittens did lethal damage while playing with other kittens .
fixed a bug where overweight dwarves would break titanium chairs when sitting on them for too long time .

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: You mutated!
« on: September 06, 2012, 07:42:38 am »
name the rat Mr.fappington because it bit you in the wrong finger .
use the tails from the rat to make a bow for self protection .
if you feel adventurous then ride the rat to your home .

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Curses / Re: LCS Your favorite names
« on: September 06, 2012, 07:23:01 am »
Bruce lee , in honor of that i made his fist stronger than weapons (with extreme martial art skill) .

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Curses / Re: Ideas to make the game funnier and more realistic.
« on: September 06, 2012, 07:19:49 am »
the seduction should be left like it is now , but other social skills should also do something to get the conservative police men in the bed .
like persuasion would make you social expert , law would increase the chance of converting conservative justice system slaves and seduction should play the last role in getting close to the conservative creature .

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