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fixed the blood pressure problem that made nervous dwarves explode in bad situations .
tweaked the liver so the humans don't die after 10cups of booze .
fixed the urinating problem when your dwarves didn't care if they have pants on while they do it and then went schizophrenic after a week in wet pants .
fixed how left lung works , it cannot replace kidneys anymore .
fixed the bug where dwarves melt their skin off in hot air .
fixed the cold air creating extreme pressure and exploding your dwarves in colder regions .
fixed the cave-in problem where supports didn't support roof .
fixed the amount of leaves on trees .
fixed the eyelashes and eyelids , creatures won't go blind because of dust anymore .
fixed vocal cords of cats , they won't sing like birds anymore .

spambot , this is spampot .

spampot , this is spambot .

now BREED !

getting guns seems too easy , while your rap sheet is empty , you can just live on donations , for money and free persuasion and get the gun in few days .
this makes all other weapons useless .

maybe a secret document where a [insert huge and conservative coorporation here] is supporting the CCS ?

Quote from: Gamerlord on September 04, 2012, 08:28:23 am

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Quote from: kaijyuu on September 04, 2012, 12:47:48 am

Maybe four of those crappy frozen pizzas. Or those single serving ones they used to make.

I real pizza is at least 14 inches and made by the wretched hands of pitiful, broken pizza shop laborers.

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It is also worth noting that this is a New Zealand thing. The cheap-as-hell pizzas, not the franchise.

Same here.

THATS cheap as hell? I can get bigger and tastier for less in Australia.

I guess it's only fair. You guys do get screwed over with video game prices.

things are cheaper in my country , but people have less money .

my [insert a creature with traumatic childhood here]-man is average sized (1.82m long) human and he is called the batman .

his traumatic childhood : he was born in average family without sisters or brothers.
one day when he was walking to theatre with his parents , they were at the door when a man asked them for money , his dad took out 50cents and they slipped out of his hand and rolled in sewers , those were the last cents their family had . after hours of arguing his father went down in the sewers with his wife , after few more hours they both went out of the sewers with the 50cents . a group of European travelers saw the shiny money and beat his parents to death with their own shoes , one of the Europeans forgot his baseball bat .
since that day he is beating Europeans that are wearing shoes with his baseball bat .

some say that you can still see the blood and feces on his baseball bat from all his victims .

yes , there should be at least 80% chance (depending on your skills) to fail .

raiding intelligence HQ is very fun , i once got heavy body armor from corporate HQ .