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The gauntlet has been thrown down. Shall the Usurper raise to the challenge? Will the Besotten triumph? Tune in next time for the chilling conclusion of Shoruke vs. Shoruke!Hmm. How to prove my identity... Oh, I know! I'll take a turn of Drunk Fortress!The poll needs a "well, it's as safe as any OTHER fortress, at least..." option. For people who aren't me, anyway.Who the hell does THIS guy think he even is? Shoruke or something?Pfft, what a clown. Everybody knows I am Shoruke.
...On... Monday, probably! Maybe.
The poll needs a "well, it's as safe as any OTHER fortress, at least..." option. For people who aren't me, anyway.Who the hell does THIS guy think he even is? Shoruke or something?
Pfft, what a clown. Everybody knows I am Shoruke.
Anyone got dibs on tonight? If not, I've got a 750ml bottle of Jameson, a case of Mountain Dew, and a curiosity on how well the two will mix together. Also, most of a cold pizza.You got dis--let your curiosity be satisfied, friend!
*Camulus enters, plopping down the schematics of a timey-wimey machine thingy*Somebody get this guy a fuckin' medal.
Free drinks.....
Well with THAT attitude they will remain so.now you need to drain the volcano and get those bones....That was a fort in highschool. I'm 24 now, so that was the better part of a decade ago.
...On a different computer.
...Which I'm pretty sure I completely wiped at some point afterwards.
...Also I no longer actually have that computer.
...And it was a waaaay different version of DF, back when I could actually make the military patrol sometimes.
...And I probably erased that save file anyway.
Those bones are long gone.
As far as I can tell, Camulus has been drunk for 33 hours now.Very much agreed.
Now, I likes me some drunken shenanigoatse, but... Dude, drink some water, you're gonna hurt yourself.
Don't you tell me what you mean! IIIII tell YOUUUUU what you mean!He moved to Japan, so his last posts were all from there. He is ostensibly Canadian, and has returned to Canada after his Japan excursionI meant it more like ''Which part of Canada''.
He moved to Japan, so his last posts were all from there. He is ostensibly Canadian, and has returned to Canada after his Japan excursionATTENTION MOTHERF-Welcome back! Where did you move to exactly?
I mean uh, sorry I've been away from the thread so long, guys. Got back to Canada and had to sort out where to live, and try to get a new job, and
HOLY SHIT YOU GUYS THEY HAVE PIZZA HERE
etc.
I'll likely be doing a Drunk Fortress turn later today. My ladyfriend will be present, but don't worry, she'll be drunk too so I don't get disqualified
Come arise thread awesome!I think this embark/world is pretty much dead, judging from the save playability. I would not be against a new world spawn (and obviously a new embark).
Has anyone here remade the world already into something more... playable? I will be having minor drinking opportunities in the near future and it would be wrong to waste them.
Note to self: keep derpdragons away from the booze stockpile.What about herpdragons?
I like how everybody here is more concerned with the food than the humping. Very enlightening...I think it involved food. Turnips and meatloaf (or turnip meatloaf, idunno) and possibly other things.Ahh. Delicious swede. TRurnip. Something.I am trying to understand what he was trying to communicate with this jumble of word vomit.
some moose meatloaf too
Erm. Should I use Taupe's save or is there a more recent (pre-crash) one from Vyro?I unfortunately didn't find Vyro's save, if he was able to get one. If you're ready to roll now, just use Taupe's--let us know if crashes are an issue.
