April 23, 2024: Dwarf Fortress 50.13 has been released.
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News: February 4, 2021: Dwarf Fortress Talk #28 has been posted.
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Sorry guys, I don't know why but the save file is bringing my computer to it's knees
I don't know what exactly is causing it but it's making my entire computer run slowly if I open it, not just DF. I won't be able to finish my turn
all i want is to damn a river with a giant waterfall, build my trade depot in it, and wash away all those elves...and humans...and other dwarves.
Inefficient.
Solar plasma produces incoherent light, insuitable for laser energy weapons.
Now..... being dwarves, being underground, and with the disproportionate percentage of scientists and engineers..........
How long until we have a high powered particle accellerator, with which to produce a directed high energy proton beam?
Magma? HAH! Watch as we cut mountains in half!
I think the important question is: Is [REDACTED] hot?
Also, in the case of multiple dwarf civs, since I think they can war, could they show up in dwarf mode?
Just wait you fool, I will slit your throat, Splint is cool though.
It'll heal.
I challenge thy so called, kobold to a duel!
Strange moods can produce anything, even daggers.
Just wait you fool, I will slit your throat, Splint is cool though.
None can beat me! I'm 1/2 goblin and 1/2 kobold! I'm the best scum there is!
It's kinda cute with its growling and little ears... The king will like this one.
Just wait until I get a candy dagger, then you will all pay.
An impossible quest. There's no candy where there aren't Dwarves, and the Dwarves don't make daggers.
And true Kobolds can kill a squad of lashers with naught but a silver dagger!
Reading through the last 4-5 pages of this... It reminds me why I would leave instantly.
It also reminds me why I love this community so much.
If we combined this entire community into it's own nation. We would rule the world within years.
@Aseaheru:
O__o
I suggest benzodiazepenes. It should help with the mania.
@Corai:
I intentionally left open the question of whether dorf!Mr Frog works for Parasol. I was a bit sketchy about bringing Parasol back officially.
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I PROPOSE WE HARNESS THE SUN FOR WAR.
for some, but a lot of these attacks and vandalism happened on my main fortress floor, with plenty of dwarves around. and most of the victims survived, wouldn't they be a witness?
not to mention, the murders that were reported were fist-fights. as soon as somebody died, then it was a crime.
