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It's kinda cute with its growling and little ears... The king will like this one.

Just wait until I get a candy dagger, then you will all pay.

Armok's beard, THEY KNOW!

Get offline, swallow your sim card, grab as much tin-foil as you can and RUN before they find you. I'm not going to lie; they're probably on their way to your house right now so you don't have much time. You're going to have to camp in the woods for a while, no doubt eating whatever nuts, berries and raw fish you can catch in order to sustain yourself.

Whatever you do don't fall asleep, that's how they get you. After a few weeks or months have passed by you might be able to return to society un-noticed, but don't, I mean DON'T go back to your old home. It will be tempting since everything you own is in there, but they'll have bugged the place so extensively that they're going to know immediately if you go back. And believe me I've tried but you can't find the bugs anywhere, I think they're using some kind of complicated cloaking technology to spy on you without you ever knowing that they're doing it.

By this time you'll no doubt have grown an unkempt beard, this will work to your advantage so don't shave it off. Not only will the people out to get you be unable to recognise you but you'll also be able to pose as a homeless person and beg for change. Nobody will suspect you then.

It's a lot of hard work, man, and I wish they hadn't found you out... but it's better than the probe.

...Or you can just carry a handgun with a tin-foil grip.

DEM IMMIGANT KOBOLDS BE TRAVELLIN!

Quote from: Corai on April 11, 2012, 08:55:18 pm

They burn everything, better then your magma even!

Heresy! Nothing burns better than plasma, and everyone knows plasma is just extreme magma!

Quote from: Splint on April 11, 2012, 09:01:17 pm

Kobolds aren't stupid. Nor are they inferior given they can disrupt dwarven engineering. They can bea touch simple minded from time to time though.

Oh god...

Really?

REALLY?

HA. MAGMA FAILS TO SLAY LIVING CREATURES WITHOUT FAT. A nuke obliterates everything., in real life atleast, in DF its the same, just more mobile.

Vampire, recruited your members into a cult, and tried to flee. Thats my guess.

Quote from: Corai on April 11, 2012, 07:57:20 pm

I LIKE THE NUKES!

Who cares? Kobold. You are in inferior species, dwelling in your primitive caves... Not even a single engraving to be seen!

GEET OUT OF MAH MOUNTAINHOME!

*Sips Longland beer*

Seems im dwarfier then you, dwarf> You seem to deny the nukes, which are impossibly dwarfy, killing all life, plant and senient. They burn everything, better then your magma even!


And I take my kobolds from kobold camp so yeah, my idea of kobolds is far more advanced then yours.

Forums = sexism


Online sexism = not that bad, just annoying


Not that bad, just annoying = NOT SO FUNNY.

Welp, we now have a lovely string of mentally ill or unstable individuals, and that's just from the few who've posted journals/storie and the overseers.

Just imagine what the other dwarves are like.

Just imagine what Im gonna cook up if I get dwarf'd.

@Sus


Oh, I mean't no offense, its quite quaint, I simply could not read much, its quite hardcore. Never seen anyone able to do that and make it good at the same time.


GO TO SCOTLAND AND WRITE STORIES.


But really, keep the accent, dont get rid of it. Charecter is 40%, the story and !!FUN!! is the rest.