This is a rather long LOG i coppied from the game's text file after i quit. I have added some context and stripped all the formatting. It was too long and too old to screen shot all at once.
This is from DF. 35 (Before the current updates)
I made my account just now, yes. I've been lurking here for ever.
I thought i'd make my first appearance.
Some one should point this thread to the Legendary Duck story if they have not yet. (I'll finish reading the thread when i am done posting this)
NEVER NAME A PARTY MEMBER "YOUR BEST FRIEND."
So here is a combat log. My Best friend and I had been traveling the small island of Ethisi for a few days in search of adventure, and heard wind of a shrine up in the northern lands. I had never been to a shrine before. SO WE DEPART!
You cannot travel through the shrine.
You cannot travel through the shrine.
[So i entered the shrine instead. Its one huge suspended dome structure made of white marble and covered in corpses full of loot you can see them from here. The place has a guardian apparently.. some where.]
You can't sneak because somebody can see you.
[So i run for a tree to hide behind instead.]
You begin sneaking.
[I am sneaking up to the first pillar supporting the dome, when suddenly..]
The Bronze Colossus misses YOUR BEST FRIEND!
The flying copper bolt strikes The Bronze Colossus in the left lower leg, fracturing it!
The Bronze Colossus charges at YOUR BEST FRIEND!
The Bronze Colossus misses YOUR BEST FRIEND!
The Bronze Colossus collides with YOUR BEST FRIEND!
YOUR BEST FRIEND is knocked over!
[At this point i decide to steal the loot and leave YOUR BEST FRIEND for dead.]
The Bronze Colossus grabs YOUR BEST FRIEND by the left upper arm with its left upper arm!
The Bronze Colossus locks YOUR BEST FRIEND's left shoulder with The Bronze Colossus's left upper arm!
The Bronze Colossus bends YOUR BEST FRIEND's left upper arm with The Bronze Colossus's left upper arm, shattering the left shoulder's bone!
A ligament in the left shoulder has been torn and a tendon has been torn!
YOUR BEST FRIEND gives in to pain.
The Bronze Colossus releases the joint lock of The Bronze Colossus's left upper arm on YOUR BEST FRIEND's left upper arm.
The Bronze Colossus releases the grip on YOUR BEST FRIEND's left upper arm.
The Bronze Colossus grabs YOUR BEST FRIEND by the first toe, right foot with its right lower arm!
[So the Bronze Colossus has my companion by the foot, suspended upside down i imagine by the toe between the fingers of the Bronze Colossus. After the painful crushing grapple, what is left to do?]
The Bronze Colossus punches YOUR BEST FRIEND in the head with its right hand, bruising the muscle and tearing apart the upper spine's nervous tissue through the rope reed fiber hood!
YOUR BEST FRIEND loses hold of the -goblin hair crown-.
YOUR BEST FRIEND loses hold of the bronze crossbow.
The Bronze Colossus releases the grip on YOUR BEST FRIEND's first toe, right foot.
[I imagine this means he is dropped to the ground.]
The Bronze Colossus grabs YOUR BEST FRIEND by the alpaca wool cloak with its right upper arm!
The Bronze Colossus releases the grip on YOUR BEST FRIEND's alpaca wool cloak.
[Now held by her cape! limp and dangling helplessly..]
The Bronze Colossus punches YOUR BEST FRIEND in the head with its right hand, bruising the muscle and tearing apart the upper spine's nervous tissue through the rope reed fiber hood!
YOUR BEST FRIEND is propelled away by the force of the blow!
YOUR BEST FRIEND slams into an obstacle!
[She slides down the marble pillar leaving a pool of blood at the bottom.]
The Bronze Colossus YOUR BEST FRIEND by the right ear with its left upper arm!
The Bronze Colossus releases the grip on YOUR BEST FRIEND's left ear.
The Bronze Colossus grabs YOUR BEST FRIEND by the sheep wool sock with its right upper arm!
The Bronze Colossus releases the grip on YOUR BEST FRIEND's sheep wool sock.
The Bronze Colossus grabs YOUR BEST FRIEND by the first finger, left hand with its left lower arm!
The Bronze Colossus releases the grip on YOUR BEST FRIEND's first finger, left hand.
[ The Bronze Colossus has picked up and dropped her three times since the marble pillar. She is a hearty little dwarf..]
The Bronze Colossus punches YOUR BEST FRIEND in the left lower arm with its left hand, shattering the bone through the alpaca wool cloak!
The Bronze Colossus grabs YOUR BEST FRIEND by the sheep wool shoe with its right lower arm!
[At this point i am worried i may need to start throwing things at the Bronze Colossus at some point.. so i scour the bodies on the ground for weighty objects..]
You pick up the Enina Tefeale's partial skeleton and put it in your llama wool backpack.
The Bronze Colossus releases the grip on YOUR BEST FRIEND's sheep wool shoe.
The Bronze Colossus grabs YOUR BEST FRIEND by the dog leather dress with its right lower arm!
The Bronze Colossus scratches YOUR BEST FRIEND in the left ear and the severed part sails off in an arc!
The Bronze Colossus punches YOUR BEST FRIEND in the right lower arm with its right hand, bruising the muscle through the alpaca wool cloak!
[The left ear sails across at least 50 tiles and lands right in front of me. I pick up this ear to remember her by..]
You pick up YOUR BEST FRIEND’s left ear and put it in your llama wool backpack
The Bronze Colossus releases the grip on YOUR BEST FRIEND's dog leather dress.
The Bronze Colossus grabs YOUR BEST FRIEND by the right ear with its left lower arm!
You pick up the Sivaawiri Sidaya Sinarualino copper coin and put it in your llama wool backpack.
The Bronze Colossus punches YOUR BEST FRIEND in the left lower arm with its left hand, bruising the muscle through the alpaca wool cloak!
The Bronze Colossus releases the grip on YOUR BEST FRIEND's right ear.
You pick up the San Budoebe's partial skeleton and put it in your llama wool backpack.
You pick up the Onec Ahdorush n's partial skeleton and put it in your llama wool backpack.
You pick up the -copper piccolo- and put it in your llama wool backpack.
You pick up the Omon Disem Sodor Nguslum„llu Ngerxungguslo copper coin and put it in your llama wool backpack.
You pick up the ®small iron low boot¯ and put it in your llama wool backpack.
You pick up the Ima Cequovaalala's partial skeleton and put it in your llama wool backpack.
You pick up the Sivaawiri Sidaya Sinarualino copper coin and put it in your llama wool backpack.
You pick up the Thixil Adreume's partial skeleton and put it in your llama wool backpack.
You pick up the Omon Disem Sodor Nguslum„llu Ngerxungguslo gold coin and put it in your llama wool backpack.
YOUR BEST FRIEND retches.
You pick up the Tadin Dagquemer's bone [23] and put it in your llama wool backpack.
You pick up the ®small iron low boot¯ and put it in your llama wool backpack.
YOUR BEST FRIEND vomits.
You pick up the Omon Disem Sodor Nguslum„llu Ngerxungguslo silver coin and put it in your llama wool backpack.
YOUR BEST FRIEND retches.
You pick up the Sivaawiri Sidaya Sinarualino silver coin and put it in your llama wool backpack.
There is nothing to pick up here.
You pick up the Tadin Dagquemer's skull and put it in your llama wool backpack.
There is nothing to pick up here.
You pick up the Omon Disem Sodor Nguslum„llu Ngerxungguslo silver coin and put it in your llama wool backpack.
YOUR BEST FRIEND retches.
There is nothing to pick up here.
There is nothing to pick up here.
YOUR BEST FRIEND vomits.
You pick up the Snamoz Aslotospog's partial skeleton and put it in your llama wool backpack.
There is nothing to pick up here.
You pick up the Adre Sothbodarad's partial skeleton and put it in your llama wool backpack.
There is nothing to pick up here.
You pick up the -small copper breastplate- and put it in your llama wool backpack.
You pick up the Daseb Tamedocda's partial skeleton and put it in your llama wool backpack.
YOUR BEST FRIEND retches.
YOUR BEST FRIEND stands up!
[By this point i am amazed. She is still healthy enough at all to stand. She moves closer to the colossus and the whole time i am praying for enough time to leave the zone!]
The Bronze Colossus grabs YOUR BEST FRIEND by the head with its left lower arm!
The Bronze Colossus punches YOUR BEST FRIEND in the head with its right hand, bruising the muscle and tearing apart the upper spine's nervous tissue through the rope reed fiber hood!
YOUR BEST FRIEND is propelled away by the force of the blow!
YOUR BEST FRIEND slams into an obstacle!
You pick up the Afe Coniboceni's partial skeleton and put it in your llama wool backpack.
YOUR BEST FRIEND suffocates.
YOUR BEST FRIEND has been struck down. [Dead]
You pick up the Stozu Gozruslux's partial skeleton and put it in your llama wool backpack.
You pick up the Fma Calovieduma's partial skeleton and put it in your llama wool backpack.
[I leave the area and travel into the forest to go home. The Bronze Colossus is too preoccupied with her corpse for him to notice me, a master of sneaking.]
Night is falling.
[I am incredibly drowzy and make a foolish judgement in this wild forest just an hour or so away from home... I assume with my mastery of sneaking, steel armor and legendary talents it would be foolish for any one to challenge my swordsman.]
"Halt in the name of the Walled Menace!"
You regain consciousness.
You lose hold of the large copper dagger.
You lose hold of the wolf leather left glove.
KARMA WITH AN AXE hacks You in the left hand with his copper great axe and the severed part sails off in an arc!
KARMA WITH AN AXE strikes at You but the shot is parried!
You counterstrike!
You miss KARMA WITH AN AXE !
[My sword hand was lopped off! i scrambled for the weapons trying to avoid the Goblin but realize too late that there is no chance of getting it back.]
You take the large copper dagger out of your llama wool backpack.
KARMA WITH AN AXE strikes at You but the shot is parried!
You counterstrike!
You miss KARMA WITH AN AXE !
KARMA WITH AN AXE punches You in the right lower leg with his left hand, fracturing the bone through the rope reed fiber trousers!
[I lose the ability to stand! now i surely have no choice but to fight.]
KARMA WITH AN AXE strikes at You but the shot is parried!
You counterstrike!
You miss KARMA WITH AN AXE !
You miss KARMA WITH AN AXE !
KARMA WITH AN AXE counterstrikes!
KARMA WITH AN AXE hacks You in the head with his copper great axe, bruising the muscle, jamming the skull through the brain and tearing the brain!
The copper great axe is lodged firmly in the wound!
You have been knocked unconscious!
KARMA WITH AN AXE loses possesion of the copper great axe.
You have been struck down.
*** STARTING NEW GAME ***
I noticed you didn't get that much of a welcome when you first posted your log/story (good read, by the way).