Diane punches her in the vagina. She certainly takes it like a man! Which is to say, it hurt.
Can I... can I sig-quote this? This is literally the best piece of writing I have read ever.
Also, see if Snowflake is remembering any more military training stuff, if he is, have him start training up the zombies in the basement. If zombies have any learning capacity at all, we might as well use it.
Plus, has this adventure been going enough for crack shipping now?
DianeXSnowflake, SpacialSnowflake, totes got crack shipping criteria there. Not neccessarily shipping like how shipping normally is, but they'd make awesome totes platonic sparring partners. In fact, having them team up for sparring would be pretty cool, seing as Snowflake is close to unbreakable and Diane is implied to be pretty tough/nimble too. Just so long as they're reminded to not actually kill each other.
Look at me, I'm shipping
what have I done with my life