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The first rule of fortress craft is that there should be at least three levers that destroy the fort. The second rule of fortress craft is that these levers should be indistinguishable from all the useful levers.

I like the way you think

Quote from: Scruffy on January 12, 2013, 06:04:33 pm

Quote from: AnimaRytak on January 12, 2013, 05:49:20 pm

Wow.
Compared to him, I was down right lucid last night.

I mean damn, he's hammered.

How rude

No worries, you're doing DrunkFortress proud!

Haven't I alway#? Yeah! !!DRUNK FORTRESDS!

Downloaded the save and started drinking.
I checked out the fort (will start playing after I'm drunk)
Woah, it's like every vein in the whole embark site for 5zlevels has been assigned for digging. This use of Dfhack vdig is starting to smell of cheating 
Well, I won't remove the designations since they were made by the previous overseer. I don't mind it.


21:40 The remains of a bottle of wine (around 2,5dl)
21:55 Finished a pint of beer
22:15 Finished the second pint. Too much liquid volume to drink faster than that.
Will drink a few shots of Prinssi Eversti
22:25 drank 2 shots
Pee. So much pee
22:50 finished tje third pint. Can't drink any more. Must drink stronger stuff instead

Starting my thurjng. Wish me luck.

1st Granite

This is a strange fort but sho are every edrunken fotts., This is rather soberly desighned.
Consteucted levers in the dining room and added notes. We need em to close the gates.,

Poured mu last pint o beer. Still have prlenty od prissi eversti. Saginf some of ti of shots from dead militia

Started assignling labors and militias. Thank ARmok I am good at this stuff swile druink. Not
No Wrex! You do not habve coal! Dewal with it! Tough noogies
Assogmed bedrpp,s
Wju are all druimlem forts souch a mess? Not summtetrical nor are they well designed. Just randomslu shaped rooms stuck together
Some stickpile cahnges.



Wait! We have a rivber! KLnow what that means? Drowning chamgers!

Kobold thids and assigned more stocklipes and mining

DF crashed! oh for fucks asake
Starting again

Redid all that
Removed farming from a few fields. So many

RThey just keep giving birt! What is this! Why ar e our females so fertile? Mjus have een a fort wide orgy or something
LKids everywhere!!!

Mountaindudes from tha mountaind homes! give us ,more goats! we demand goats! And gcheese! moar cheese! CJEESAE!
I may have acidenty accionced some forks wfor bavies and children. Oops

SLATE! (ROAR!=)=

STROP CHANCELLING HT MINDING DARN IT! I KNOW IT IS HOT!

Tis looks like a n archer fort. m<ade a makrskguad. Started constructing an eacrher traiining place and shit
The drofning chambers are close to finish! Glody of the fort! Yesh! YESH!
STop giving birth darn it!
 Finisihed me flast pint. Now only shots for dea d militia and such!


SLATE!



XConrtrucged the archer quartersd
The drofning chambers are close to finish! Glody of the fort! Yesh! YESH!
STop giving birth darn it!

Felsite

Me lap be full o beer! That is a bad thing!
Migtrants. 106 dorfgs. Must lover htaht limit. changing it to 60. Seems ood for drunk fort players.
60 is good



TITAN!
Darn, the alcohol is affectin g me. Almost forgot to colose the cae. Almost forgot all about the titamnb.



Ukko Ylihjumala saves the day again!

Listening to Klamydia. Darn that Kemppainen!


'They be mad1 MAD I SAY! tg107 went mad. Not to say tgat /tg/ hanst alwasy neen lik that

Felsite
Elves (again yet for the first timet otoo)

I mau slowl y star approachihg sobriety. But no! I must dfrink more! Sobrieltyt is forbiddne! NEVER! NEVER AGAIN SHALL I BE SOBBRE!

Hematite

The dorowning chamber is closing completiojng

Whats with all these melanchilid dwarfes? OPur for t is a happy fort. We are ahappy. No need for the melancholy

Malachite



Migrants
Darn it! Stops cancelling jobs to eseek for lost babnies! They are a renefable resource! You will get more!
Wgy are you mad? Why sis everyone babbling and ruiing around? we are not taht baf of, now are we?


Galena

;e deatjdraå be clöosing clobletipm. dpims ot`?
Since we havent had  fiths im taking te h drinks even without a mandate to do so. Drinks ahoy!
tOOK ONE TO DA TWONG thoguht g, Sucbh coughing.

Stop itnerruopting bme aagter ever farn du g wsquare"
I have cdrank eveything possible. Wveruthing drankble has een drank so screw yoa!

Limsstone

No wonder thinsgs weres not working. Found me miners dead in the waterdrwain. Wht dies Janmin alwasy die? KAmin I mean.
Something looks strange with our bedfrooms. Oh wo fucks whake! Not synmnetrical

Gobluns! They ebe taking oyr babeies! Keepe em if aya want em
Vampir again
They took Odin they did!

Sandstone



Layers of strorage for the fgorges




Much of our milotosa seesm to have disspread during the year

Everyd field was tet to fertilize so no plants for the year
No idea whtat happened to the caravans but we appera to have their shit
Giant gangoroos be siegin g us! Horrosr

Timber!

GOBBOS! WAAGH!
They die. Militia i mean
Siquo kicked ass. Scruffy, Ruhn, wresxie, reno n rcmgames not sio mouch. Most lived

Monstone

Mein gate mus be closed!
Afther months of water we finally have booz
jerbalist made a fancy stick


Edit: Seems like I reached early moonstone. Pictures later
Save here: http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=7303

the save is put into the DF save folder. shouldent be a problem though cuz valrandir set it up with a client. hm. I think I forgot to do something. scruffy, tell me if the file you DL is just a save file or a whole DF client. if not, your raws will need some modification and if thats the case, ill DL the save and re-pack it with valrandirs client.

Is the the full client. What is so different in the save that it requires a different client?
Custom raws that don't work properly with graphic packs?

Edit: Hmm, the fortress is somewhat.. confusing. Levers without notes and such. (and notes without levers )

On an unrelated note, the very moment I saw the bottom of the canyon I got an insane idea (Scruffy McDorf is taken by a fey mood) and was thinking of making the river flow one z-level lower (but still identical route so no real fps drops) and using the dry riverbed as an enterence to the fort. Perhaps releasing the waterfall if the canyon gets overrun by uninvated visitors. Hmm.. I have to think about it. 

I'm not really used to writing this kind of journals but here goes:

Warning: Long and full of pics

The insane caravan killed many and the siege is still waiting outside. Edit: The siege seems to have left via the river
The river should dry in a few months and the fps improve slightly. Then we should be able to loot the riverbed.  Also, the siege seems to be swimming in the river.
By the way, there is a lever that closes the new riverbed.

http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=7308

Is this still first drunk first serve?

If so I'm starting the Caribbean screwdrivers while I write.  Eventually I'll be do drunk to focus on writing anything good, and this seems like a good way to spend the evening afterwards.

A second drunken player? This night just keeps getting better and better. Lead our stunted drunken kin to glory! (or slow and  amusing death. It is all the same to me. Dorfs can be replaced, booze can be brewed and forts can be reclaimed)

Something I scetched while somewhat drunk and thinking of the ways of the drunken dorfs. (one of those 04:00 pictures that you are ashamed of in the morning. Yes, the arm looks horrible)
A picture of our stunted drunken kin.

Turn claim: 23:45 - 2 litres of Amstel down, downloading the save.

23:53 - okay, starting. I'll be just editing this post with updates. Noone has been dorfed yet, and I'll need to read the ruless. lcause rules is important or something dont nknow if ill remember to do them though alsoneed shotstuff to shot. glasses thing.s

Yes typing lazy I can type very nice neatly if I concentrate. First: dorfing people or I will forget.

Yesh! A new turn!
No need to concentrate for neat writing. Just write what your drunken mind produces

Edit:

It's spring. Save coming up. Did not do much but preserve the status quo, expand a bit. No idea how people get to make entire pupm stacks in their turn......

Seems like the fort is in a better state than they usually are after a !!Drunkfort!! turn.  Will check it out tomorrow.
(By the way, the stack was made by 40ish dorfs working full time for a year and ignoring everything else (and was only around 30 pumps high). Also led to fort tumble into a tantrum spiral, starvation and utter lack of booze.)

For some reason ist wont let me build magmasmelters?1 someone sober look at this.

Sober? SOBER!?!
What madness has struck your intoxicated mind to utter such heresy?

Most likely because the event for magma sea discovery hasn't been triggered yet. Magma workshops/forges only become available after that. It sometimes gets bugged but can easily be fixed with Dfhack.
Or perhaps the lack of magma safe materials?

Quote from: Scruffy on January 09, 2013, 05:49:10 pm

This place is a menace!

I seem to have done a tremendous amount of damage in my truncated turn. Is it wrong that I feel oddly proud of that? 

You should! I like what you did to the place.
I noticed a few missing stairs that caused some issues and some strangely channeled parts on the surface.

Anyway, our old magmapumping hole in the clay was nowhere as dangerous to adventurers as the fort before that (the one with 11-12 FBS)

Edit: Kamin, here are the turns you missed:
-Absynthe7's turn
-Bobnova's crashed turn
-Nonsequitorian's crashed turn
-Renofox's crashed turn
-Renofox's new fortress first turn
Could you perhaps add the crashed turns on the first page? They have written journals so they are no different from standard turns.