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By the way, I reached our previous fortress in adventure mode. Our exploits and deeds are know even in the most distant human kingdoms. Most likely as horrible fairytales to scare bad children. The npcs mostly talked about dorfs dieing in various ways and "porcupines and turkeys freely roaming" in the area around it.

Such lag
Filled my waterskin with elf blood I found near the trade depot.


The pumps are still pumping!
This place is a menace!
1/7 water on the first floor and the Generator still pumping magma from the bowels of the earth even long after the fort was abandoned.
Corpses and socks everywhere. Can't seem to find any of the candy stuff though. Killed a bird with someone's severred head. My bags are full of named skeletons.
Ran out of blood to drink. Found some more on the ground.

All the booze is gone..



The machinery is still pumping just like it was before abandoning the fortress. The river is slowly turning into obsidian and anything that tries to approach the southern side of the fortress gets incinerated. The amount of magma on the surface is increasing..

Found our weapon stockpile. Armed myself with a green glass corkscrew.
Crud. Accidently fell down a 20z drop into a flooded part of the fort with multiple z-levels of water above me. Drowning and stunned. (it was the gearbox axle stack)



Crap

Restarted a save.
Got back inside. Found the remains (or atleast most parts) of Scruffy the 3rd near 2 crundle skeletons and mined gems. What happened here and why were his ears and hands severed?
Every enterence to the caverns seems to be sealed. Well, I will just have to get creative.
Remember that long 3x3 stairway I dug to flood the magma sea and caverns? The one that is just a direct drop from the river to the magma? I made a jumped down a few holes and dived into the 7/7 flooded passages and finally emerged out inside the caverns. 
No wonder the site lags and kept crashing. The whole third (second?) caverns are being flooded. (+ all the waterwheels, pumps, magma, axles, assemblies... you get the idea)







Reloaded again. This time I got scared to death by the very same ghost Scruffy that has already killed a dozen other dorfs. Oh the irony Why Scruffy? Why? Karma strikes back?

Tapio booze

I see, a fellow finn and a brony no less. Seems like I'm not the only one then.

An interesting turn and a new fortress. It has been a while since someone last took a turn that didn't crash so that was a good idea. (I suppose that the game couldn't handle the awesomeness of the Generator and  !!Pimp stack!!  )

I think that !!DrunkFortress!! is finally available for voting in the Hall of Legends

I'll try again sometime. Not right now, it's only 11:00.

How did you guys get the river so big? I've tried really hard to find big rivers, but I never can.

It's a major river (i think)
Brooks are crossable, streams are narrow rivers and the much rarer major rivers are like streams but much wider

Taking turn. Not super drunk, but I've drank enough to. Two six packs of Reissdorf Kölsch, Julischka, Eggnog (with 73% alcohol rum, brandy, and three halved with bourbon, because fuck eggnog I just wnt alcohol), also some coffee with baileys to keep awake (because coffee alone just doesn't do it for me anymore). I'll be finishing my current coffee with baileys as I go. If I finish I'll be moving on to absinthe because I can still capitalize correctly, and that means I'm not drunk enough.

Also where is the download?

Also I'll be up for a while. Coffee etc etc.

Great 
I think that this is the latest save:

http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=7247

Woah, just checked the save and what the hell is going on in this fort?
I have never seen so many hamster and fluffy wambler remains in such a strage pile (with half a dozen candy threads mixed in)
We even have good civilian wrestlers gouging eyes and using chokeholds on crundles. Oh the crundles! The crundles! Horrors! Crundles! So many dead crundles! And bat men and bat women! The caverns are full of dead bat men!

17 deceaced babies and half a dozen dead children. 14 Ghosts (and 12 living dwarves)

Oh, and the first floor seems to be flooding. Seems like some dwarf opened the door leading to the river again.
As a plus side, everyone was comforted by lovely waterwalls

I like it!

Just for the record? Scruffty is a FUDKER. I think there are ore ghists than dwarves. We're all going to die.

You can still slab/bury them. You just have to take a drink for every occasion you do so (if you bury multiple ones at once you don't have to take more than one drink.)

Things are looking interesting and rather dwarven. The outside has a nice red color.

Also:

Can I get a turn?
Dwarf me as Scruffy

Mind adding me to the list?