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Omnomnom.

H.P. starts to think with his tiny ant-sized brain.

"This food is good!"

Then it feels how much eating itself hurts, and searches for something else to eat.

Search for something else to eat. Preferably not myself.

After a heap of different world gens, I had finally found a vampire quest (Two, to be exact). I was rather excited, because this would be the first opportunity I'd have at becoming a vampire. I didn't want to waste the opportunity though, so I killed a warlord so that I could get some more followers before I headed out. So, after that I managed to kill the two vampires and drink their blood (Making me wonder who the REAL vampire in that situation was), and went off to do another quest. Once I arrived in the village to report my success, I noticed the Thirsty sign at the bottom of my screen. So, I waited until nightfall to suck on some humans blood. Unfortunately, the man I was feeding on noticed me and started attacking me. I saw my companions and expected them to try and kill me, but instead, they killed the farmer and went on to destroy the whole village. I couldn't help but join in, but as I did I wondered why the hell were they caving the poor, innocent villager's heads in when they should of been trying to kill the vampire (Then again, they might of not seen me feed and might of only seen the farmer attacking me.)

Name: Hydrisisymbrium Plethorcladus
Mutations: Carnivorous Digestive Track Level 1 (4 Points), Fat Stores Level 1 (1 Point)
Description: It is a Carnivorous Creature of Diminutive size, with one eye.

Tell me if anything is wrong with my sheet.

7/10

Use psychic powers to make all alarm clocks go off inside the house. Lose limbs, and wait anxiously to accomplish our TRUE goal in life: Getting eaten.

Politely ask for another sandwich without pickles and eat it, enjoying the fruits of your labour.

Finished sheet.