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Roll To Dodge / Re: Fortress of Bones RTD(Crawl/DF) (Day 4: Turn 3: Splosarlospka indeed!)
« on: October 20, 2009, 05:36:10 pm »
I assume something is eating up Paulus' time?
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Okay. Okay. I'm getting depressed in real life too. Awesome.
Actions
I don't even know. Do nothing. Compose a sonnet. Try not to /ragequit like i'm doing with all my other games.
Why are you keeping a tab on that arm?
My action: Leap back onto the back of Binky and head north. If anyone wants a lift, they can hang on to his giant bootstraps.
I find Frelock, then hug him while begging him to cure me.
I try to learn more about thisGm laziness'quantum' so that I can use it better later.
By. Uh.
Asking whatever the closest inanimate object is. They should know quite a lot about it.
I drink the elf's blood, then walk into town. Make sure to wipe off the blood first. I then compliment the mayor on how delicious--I mean, plum--I MEAN, JUICY--Fuck it, I hug the mayor, and give him a pat on the back. During this time, I bite his neck and drink his blood.
Call the artillery to destroy that shop owner's house.
I go north.
Encouraged by my god's words, I grab the man by the neck and use my powers to force him to obey me. MAKE ME THAT WEAPON!
Also, having him attach the web spinners onto the hilt would be awesome. Even more awesome if it actually produced bloody silk! =D
Ill head out of town and go north
I get to the bar the arm's at and offer it a ride when it wants to.
I do this riding Shoruke, of course. Merrily bouncing.
EDIT
I seek out a doctor or other person capable of healing my broken arms.
I will consider on how to gain more undead minions.
Scan the shop,see what's inside.
heal my chicken legs by chicken dancing
One of these types of players usually enjoy themselves, the other type does not.Now, now. No need to rib into people for how they perceive the game. I have the urge to explain why both views are all well and good on their own, but really, I don't want to derail the thread.
Walk menacingly down the trail/to the fortress/whatever.So, uh. I suppose I should prep my stuff then, eh?
This will make it so if the goblins see me, they'll hide in fear from the BADASS ELF WALKING DOWN THE TRACK.
If they attack, stab them. NUMEROUS TIMES.