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Roll To Dodge / Re: Fortress of Bones RTD(Crawl/DF) (Day 3: Turn 8:Smoke from the east!)
« on: September 24, 2009, 07:09:09 pm »Scratch that, I realize my dodge bonus only applies to my criticals. I think.
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Scratch that, I realize my dodge bonus only applies to my criticals. I think.
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Roll To Dodge / Re: Fortress of Bones RTD(Crawl/DF) (Day 3: Turn 7:Ohm.......!)
« on: September 24, 2009, 06:34:54 pm »Reece Worstell for a name. This okay?Apparently not.
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Roll To Dodge / Re: Dungeon crawling delight! Turn 31: Nothing much and more
« on: September 24, 2009, 06:34:03 pm »Enter a shop selling weird items and haggle with the owner for something interesting.
Ugh, fine. I'll just try to heal the leg myself with waterfall mist or puppies or some other goodly crap.
I'd say kittens but I'm pretty sure they're inherently evil in this game.
I'll wander around until I happen to find the meeting place I know nothing about, gibbering about trees being an extension of soul-eating extraplaner creatures mortal minds cannot possibly comprehend all the while.
I walk to the town square.
After some polite conversation, I ask the mayor why he has stopped us.
I inspect my new blade for magical benifits outside the shop
I heal the owner's spouse with magic, then go to the mayors office.
I lunge at the smith, slice up a small cut, and offer his blood to my god. oh and yeah, I ask my god to force this dude to make me my swordie.
I subtly pick the lock open and slip inside.
I'll train Shoruke to be extremely springy as well.
chicken dance to the mayor
11/15. Looks like more people NEED TO DIE. Also, I demand an achievement be given out to someone this turn! If anything insane happens, that is.
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Roll To Dodge / Re: Dungeon crawling delight! Turn 31: Nothing much and more
« on: September 23, 2009, 06:09:15 pm »
Of course I can't randomly take over the shop owner, but I could randomly be the husband that requires healing!
*points to leg* You see what I did thar?
Anyway, the notion was dismissed, and is irrelevant.
*points to leg* You see what I did thar?
Anyway, the notion was dismissed, and is irrelevant.
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Roll To Dodge / Re: Dungeon crawling delight! Turn 31: Nothing much and more
« on: September 23, 2009, 02:14:14 pm »
There's eight people so far. Half left.
I'd ask to be the husband of the shop owner, but the only slow-killing disease I have is stupidity and decapitation is the only mundane cure - I'd rather try to avoid placing my character so precariously in the hands of the man who did nothing to heal people when I threw him at them.
I'd ask to be the husband of the shop owner, but the only slow-killing disease I have is stupidity and decapitation is the only mundane cure - I'd rather try to avoid placing my character so precariously in the hands of the man who did nothing to heal people when I threw him at them.
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Roll To Dodge / Re: Dungeon crawling delight! Turn 31: Nothing much and more
« on: September 23, 2009, 06:34:46 am »
Ugh, fine. I'll just try to heal the leg myself with waterfall mist or puppies or some other goodly crap.
I'd say kittens but I'm pretty sure they're inherently evil in this game.
I'd say kittens but I'm pretty sure they're inherently evil in this game.
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Roll To Dodge / Re: Fortress of Bones RTD(Crawl/DF) (Day 3: Turn 7:Ohm.......!)
« on: September 22, 2009, 06:42:07 pm »
Actually. When we had the cook-off, I handed your waterskin back (or left it there, at least. It depends how you interpret the twin posts). I did take the garlic bulbs, however. At least I can stop worrying about food, now...
Bleh, I have the urge to play my little violin for the sake of dimming my frustration with perspective, but I'll spare you. I should just go rage at something (virtual) and take my mind off it.
Also, thanks for all the kind words and anecdotes. And the little journal entry. I'm a man of detail and the little things mean more to me than most.
Also: I'd prefer not to be referred to as 'paragon', given my screen name. Just refer to me as AP. No need to apologize, I get it all the time.
Bleh, I have the urge to play my little violin for the sake of dimming my frustration with perspective, but I'll spare you. I should just go rage at something (virtual) and take my mind off it.
Also, thanks for all the kind words and anecdotes. And the little journal entry. I'm a man of detail and the little things mean more to me than most.
Also: I'd prefer not to be referred to as 'paragon', given my screen name. Just refer to me as AP. No need to apologize, I get it all the time.
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Roll To Dodge / Re: Fortress of Bones RTD(Crawl/DF) (Day 3: Turn 3:Insult to injury!)
« on: September 22, 2009, 04:05:05 pm »
Mmh. I've re-read the turn three times now in my frustration. Ugh. This is why I'm terrible at roguelikes; I'm not bad at them but I get way too attached to even my shortest lived characters. As Dwarmin said, chances are I'll be back again at some point (and obviously I'll still be keeping an eye on this thread), but part of me knows my inverted karma will just bite me in the arse again.
Mmh. Maybe I'd be better off running one of these type of things instead of playing it...
...but that's not something I want to clog the thread with. I'll just quietly haunt (ha) for the moment. Good luck to you guys currently in there, and for those joining... you poor bastards.
Edit: Need to stop putting 'me' in place of 'my'. Dang my Irish blood.
Mmh. Maybe I'd be better off running one of these type of things instead of playing it...
...but that's not something I want to clog the thread with. I'll just quietly haunt (ha) for the moment. Good luck to you guys currently in there, and for those joining... you poor bastards.
Edit: Need to stop putting 'me' in place of 'my'. Dang my Irish blood.
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Roll To Dodge / Re: Fortress of Bones RTD(Crawl/DF) (Day 3: Turn 3:Insult to injury!)
« on: September 21, 2009, 08:10:45 pm »
Well... I guess that's how things go. At least I- uh... helped someone get a bit better, I guess.
I realize that everything is done all fair and well, and I respect that, but I think I'm a bit too disappointed to rejoin. Sorry.
I don't mean to be a sore sport or anything. I was just really into the character and suffering a huge killjoy.
I realize that everything is done all fair and well, and I respect that, but I think I'm a bit too disappointed to rejoin. Sorry.
I don't mean to be a sore sport or anything. I was just really into the character and suffering a huge killjoy.
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Roll To Dodge / Re: Fortress of Bones RTD(Crawl/DF) (Day 3: Turn 3:Insult to injury!)
« on: September 19, 2009, 05:29:09 am »
A fireball in your armpit would've kept you warm for the rest of your life.
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Roll To Dodge / Re: Fortress of Bones RTD(Crawl/DF) (Day 3: Turn 3:Insult to injury!)
« on: September 18, 2009, 11:35:27 pm »
Scepter of identification identification.
You identify the scepter as a Scepter of identification identification. You identify that you have identified the scepter. You have identified that you identified the identification. You Identify that you identify...
Cius has gone stark raving mad!
You identify the scepter as a Scepter of identification identification. You identify that you have identified the scepter. You have identified that you identified the identification. You Identify that you identify...
Cius has gone stark raving mad!
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Roll To Dodge / Re: Fortress of Bones RTD(Crawl/DF) (Day 3: Turn 3:Insult to injury!)
« on: September 18, 2009, 10:52:07 pm »
+3.14159265 scepter of swallow own tongue.
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Roll To Dodge / Re: Fortress of Bones RTD(Crawl/DF) (Day 3: Turn 3:Insult to injury!)
« on: September 18, 2009, 10:28:21 pm »
I'm betting a +3 scepter of attract lightning.
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Roll To Dodge / Re: Fortress of Bones RTD(Crawl/DF) (Day 3: Turn 3:Insult to injury!)
« on: September 18, 2009, 07:30:58 pm »
Thanks for the best wishes. I hope I covered every angle and that my 1 and 2 streaks are behind me.
As for the potential for zombies... rats, elves, they're all vermin anyway. No difference. =P
As for the potential for zombies... rats, elves, they're all vermin anyway. No difference. =P
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Roll To Dodge / Re: Re: Dungeon crawling delight! Turn 30: Hilarious deaths!
« on: September 18, 2009, 07:10:52 pm »Can I keep Shoruke? I'll promise I'll take care of him!
Time to jog to town, and hopefully buy/drink some magic potion (overly strong coffee) that will clear my hallucinations.
I go north.
Enter town. Proceed to follow group.
I shrug, and go into town.
Once there, I look for a smith skilled enough to turn my dagger into a kickass bolt-shooting sword.
Swordie would keep blood draining powers on its edge =P
Bolts only to make the target bleed >=]
Edit: I shall be called, Axe
I have a guard lead me to the mayor. Binky will follow, but wait outside of buildings.
I will pick a staff which is enchanted with Phenomenal Cosmic Powers (afterward to be known as the PCP Staff). When the owner asks me to pay, I offer to heal someone he loves as payment; if no-one he loves is sick, then I'll raise a zombie from the dead and give that to him.
The town must have a healer. I'll try to get healed.
Fine I walk into a trinkets shop and browse for anything mechanical.
i do the chicken dance hoping to get some kind of skill
Head into a weapon shop, there should signs of were it is.
Ill use my invisibilty and try to steal a dagger when the merchant look away
i hope this doesent break invisi, and if someone is kind enough to distract the merchant it might go better.
Zappity zap-zap-zap-zap the elf!
12/15 Players ready.