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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Epic Vampire Monarch with More than 4,500 Kills... What Should I do with her?
« on: August 05, 2014, 12:44:56 pm »
I once had a vampire queen who arrived along with her vampire queen consort.
The queen drained a legendary woodcrafter (nephew of my duchess), so I put her in jail. The queen consort drained my manager/bookkeeper (one of my first seven dwarves). I also put him in jail, as well as making him the new manager and bookkeeper. For his crimes, he should be locked away for eternity, doing paperwork. I walled up his cell. He hated it. He took over a year to update the stockpile records and then another year to create some work orders. After that, I let him out of his cell and built him a lockable luxus apartment (with drawbridges). He did not get any faster and eventually went melancholic from all this paperwork (or maybe it was the missing clothes, but that is irrelevant). More than ten years later he reappeared in another fortress, still melancholic, but that is a different story (I used him as vampire blood source for future adventurers).
Oh, and the queen had an accident with a minotaur in her cell. I have no idea how the minotaur got in there, and you can ask all the mechanics, none of them hooked a minotaur cage in the queen's cell to a lever.
The queen drained a legendary woodcrafter (nephew of my duchess), so I put her in jail. The queen consort drained my manager/bookkeeper (one of my first seven dwarves). I also put him in jail, as well as making him the new manager and bookkeeper. For his crimes, he should be locked away for eternity, doing paperwork. I walled up his cell. He hated it. He took over a year to update the stockpile records and then another year to create some work orders. After that, I let him out of his cell and built him a lockable luxus apartment (with drawbridges). He did not get any faster and eventually went melancholic from all this paperwork (or maybe it was the missing clothes, but that is irrelevant). More than ten years later he reappeared in another fortress, still melancholic, but that is a different story (I used him as vampire blood source for future adventurers).
Oh, and the queen had an accident with a minotaur in her cell. I have no idea how the minotaur got in there, and you can ask all the mechanics, none of them hooked a minotaur cage in the queen's cell to a lever.