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We're a bastard. Simple rudeness will not suffice.

Get in line for coffee, and bitch about it to the guy behind us. Especially if it's only a few people and moving quickly. Yell "move it, asshole!" and other similar things to the person right in front of us as much as possible, even though they have no way of really affecting the line's speed. Once we get to the counter, take a very long time to decide what to drink.

When we have received our beverage, scream that it's not what we ordered, smack it onto the ground, and demand a refund and a free drink. If at all possible, yell so loudly that nobody else can enjoy themselves. Argue with them until we get our drink (which we say tastes awful no matter what) or until we are forced to leave through time constraints, police intervention, or failure of the vocal chords.

As a finale, we must "accidentally" destroy something and run out the door.

Go back upstairs and steal keys from businessman. Destroy dog, then throw at pedestrians.