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Improvised one?Deodorant can + cheap lighter = Homemade flamethrower
Al: Ignore guard. Throw a rock into the zappy dome. See what happens to it.I WILL DO AS YOU COMMANDI'm throwing money at the screen BUT NOTHING IS HAPPENING TO YOUR BANK ACCOUNT!Ciro wears Slog-harness to carry Slog.
Riltia carries Ciro.
Al carries Riltia.
? ? ?
Profit!Spoiler: Engage Hero-Tower Mode (click to show/hide)
No worries. All I do, I do for the sake of Shameless Self-Promotion.
...I mean love. (*cough*read my suggestion game*cough*)
I'm throwing money at the screen BUT NOTHING IS HAPPENING TO YOUR BANK ACCOUNT!Ciro wears Slog-harness to carry Slog.
Riltia carries Ciro.
Al carries Riltia.
? ? ?
Profit!Spoiler: Engage Hero-Tower Mode (click to show/hide)
I find it funny how everyone is trusting Al with the money. Don't ask me why.So he'll be carrying less stuff that's able to kill us. We can always get more money somehow.
Switch around the inventory thusly:+1
Spellbook -> Ciro
Money -> Al
Giant sword -> Riltia
Then head back to DL 2.
Sorry, we *did* get carried away.Sorry bro.
((Wait...Slog hasn't met two of them yet! Or is it just his normal outlook?))
Slog is a barrel of endless dopamine.
So YOU'RE the one he keeps talking about! That's a big no-no to the sleepover then.I'm in the corner, chilling with my bitch Cthulu.HEY, you weren't invited! Go stand in the corner of this spherical room and think about what you've done!You all seem to think that you can best ME in a madness competition. I have Rokenzan to help me, too.Of course! And once we finish his little cousin, I'll give Asea the greatest present he'll ever get, a fresh skull covered in melted cheese and bacon!Challenge accepted. But even if you win, we share his little cousin, right? I've always wanted to have a taste of THAT yummy piece of meat.Little master thinks he's mad... Oh, if he only saw the inner reaches of my mind, he'd become sane from all the madness in there. I think I could defeat Cthulhu with it if I wanted. I'm gonna keep him as a little pet though. He's so cute, especially when he's eating people's brains and/or minds... Oh, little cthullyI challenge you to an insane off! Whoever makes more people go insane by the end of the week gets to eat Asea's relatives!
Also, I'll happily repay asea in cheese for his lost relatives. Or I'll steal his cheese. Both are good, depending on whether or not he likes cheese...
Also, feeding Asea his own relatives is bad, mmmkay? We get less meat if we do!
HEY, you weren't invited! Go stand in the corner of this spherical room and think about what you've done!You all seem to think that you can best ME in a madness competition. I have Rokenzan to help me, too.Of course! And once we finish his little cousin, I'll give Asea the greatest present he'll ever get, a fresh skull covered in melted cheese and bacon!Challenge accepted. But even if you win, we share his little cousin, right? I've always wanted to have a taste of THAT yummy piece of meat.Little master thinks he's mad... Oh, if he only saw the inner reaches of my mind, he'd become sane from all the madness in there. I think I could defeat Cthulhu with it if I wanted. I'm gonna keep him as a little pet though. He's so cute, especially when he's eating people's brains and/or minds... Oh, little cthullyI challenge you to an insane off! Whoever makes more people go insane by the end of the week gets to eat Asea's relatives!
Also, I'll happily repay asea in cheese for his lost relatives. Or I'll steal his cheese. Both are good, depending on whether or not he likes cheese...
