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Your idea? Yoink had the first WMD, if anything, you guys are ripping off him.

"Stand down Misko! I was just getting you back a bit for all the things you said and did to Lichette, you attack me, or attack those planets and their inhabitants, then what happens next is just self defense.." WATCH MISKO'S MOVEMENTS FOR HOSTILITY AND REACT ACCORDINGLY. IF HE USES HIS ARMS TO ATTACK, GRAB HIM BY THE ARM AND PULL HIM TOWARDS ME WHILE DELIVERING AN ELBOW TO THE FACE. IF HE USES HIS LEGS TO ATTACK, GRAB HIM BY THE LEG, LIFT IT HIGHER THEN DRIVE MY KNEE INTO HIS GROIN. REGARDLESS, MAKE A SPECIES OF FURBIES.

Dang it, I didn't make any furbies. PUNCH MISKO IN THE FACE FOR SHOVING LICHETTE INTO TIM "Don't you dare ever try to put her in harms way ever again! You got it?"

...Why not? They're like little furry penguins.

"Sooo... Morgan Freeman, this Tim guy legit? Or is he just another crazy guy with a gun trying to lure us into a false sense of security with forced peace before he blows us up?" ASK MORGAN FREEMAN GOD QUESTION WHILE TRAVELLING TOWARDS TIM. "So Tim, you probably don't have the best opinion of us right now, but I was hoping I could get rid of some of your concerns regarding us all being crazy blood thirsty psychos that just want to create chaos. Sorry about not meeting you sooner, I was just preoccupied with the honeymoon I was setting up for my wife. By the way, do you have family?" CHAT WITH TIM

Vorthon, I helped you get into god hood, so if you try to force anyone to become a fur person or to live in a zoo, I will lock you in a hamster cage above a dog kennel in the belly of a whale!

I'm sure the fine people at Aperture Science would be more then happy to build a weapon. Just take a look at their fine line selection of products! Perhaps you're hunting the most dangerous game, so what better way to get the drop on them, then by literally dropping on them by using the portal gun? For those pranksters out there, this genetically modified lemon is sure to be a blast! And for those with home defense on their mind, take a look at their fine selection of turrets, both voiced and soundless for when ya need something to keep granma company! And for those looking to make a quick buck, we're always looking for new people to help test our latest innovations! So come on down to Aperture today! Can I get my money now?

Since I have a bonus, you should probably aid mine.