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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« on: December 30, 2013, 11:28:38 pm »Volume when speaking of him also helps attract his attention. I wouldn't reccommend it though, last I checked he was a paranoid ass with abandonment issues and insatiable ambition.
Not really a bad sort amongst most of the gods, but still.
I laughed.
While on this topic of God and religion, I've been watching a Facebook debate on the ages of people in the Bible being real. As in Noah and whatever living for 900+ years.
Everyone in the post is absolutely convinced the Bible is a literal story about the way things used to be. The whole thing, literal. Hard, cold, facts.
Call me cynical and whatever, but a book that is "the word of God" as written and edited by man over thousands of years and countless languages will have some error, author/translator bias, etc etc etc. Can't get involved with their debate, cuz we all know what happens when you argue with Christians about their faith.
(I am religious, sort of. Just feel that God is more of a force outside our understanding, and gets a kick out of watching things happen. Kind of like eldritch horror / Dark Souls god-beings. Maybe all-powerful, masters of stuff and all, but really don't care about a infinitesimal black speck on a tiny blue speck in the cosmos-at-large.)