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How would people be picked to, heh, "volunteer" for this? A big roulette wheel? Unless someone actually wants to volunteer. What would be the mission cutoff between noob and not-noob be, if we do the wheel o' !!FUN!! ?

This actually sounds like a good idea. Noobs get artifacts, more experienced people see the side effects and then when the noobs die from bad luck/stupidity/not knowing what to do, the more experienced people get the items. Call it the "Nyars for Newbies" like Beirus suggested. Everybody wins! 

Another schlock reader, I take it?  Also, we now need black hole cannons for any future ships. We really just want the UWM to just say "fuck this, we're out." And just give up their ships 

Team D - Thaddeus - Grunt - Ship Alpha

Help Skylar with saving the bridge crew, if possible. Otherwise, keep bracing.

Team A - Thaddeus - Grunt - Ship Alpha

Strap into a chair, if time permits, and brace for impact. Otherwise, stay in my corner and brace for impact.

Team D, "Dead Dirtbags" - Thaddeus - Grunt - Ship Alpha

Stay in my corner. Keep charging an Exo bonus

Why were you shocked with a stun gun?

((I'm assuming that he's trying to get a +1 to certain rolls. If PW rolls Aux for him to be able to do that, he might make a program to permanently disable his life support in his suit and lock it down, or try and do something in VR, which might, I don't know, brainwash him or cause the needles in his arm to pump him full of a !!FUN!! mixture of chemicals. I also wasn't really thinking too hard when I posted that. That post was also supposed to have a smiley face in it. Dunno how I missed that))