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Messages - Hanslanda

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10801
I'll try my hand at it. 

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10802
Ninja magic. I think in those days reclaim attempts gave you dwarves based on the wealth of the fort.

10803
DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Secure beekeeping made easy
« on: May 31, 2012, 10:03:20 pm »
That is completely true and reasonable to assume.

10804
I predict that, even if storm were to deliberately sabotage every single industry in the fortress, absolutely nothing bad would come of it and another completely-unrelated problem would arise from a completely-unexpected and bizarre source. This is the fort that was delayed for a week to fine-tune the Spawn and founded on the edge of a Terrifying biome, yet went on to have its own hospital as its archnemesis. This is the fort where the primary means of fending off invaders is other, meaner invaders. This is Spearbreakers, where all goddamn bets are off.

That is pure unadulterated awesome.

10805
No really, to test various ideas out once, I used cheat engine to change the points I could allocate to my stats to 1000000. Cue a character with legendary everything. Then cue him getting killed by a goblin bandit somehow. Which proves that no matter how strong anything is on Dwarf Fortress is, if something can hit it in any way and it isn't a blob of acid, it has a chance of dying.
Mind if I ask for some specifics?



104. Large beasts are surprising vulnerable to ankle shankings.
105. Hooves are the deadliest weapon in the game, avoid hooved creatures at all costs. I'd rather fight fifty goblins than a single enraged deer.

10806
DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Because of Dwarf Fortress...
« on: May 31, 2012, 12:00:08 am »
Point. And digging through rock isn't so much fun. But it is very fulfilling when you get done.

10807
DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Because of Dwarf Fortress...
« on: May 30, 2012, 10:26:37 pm »
Aren't you excited? Digging is fun.

10808
DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Face Palm moments you had
« on: May 30, 2012, 10:25:54 pm »
Yes you can. Break every bone and joint in their body, gouge out everything, sleep. Lather, rinse, repeat, for days. Preferably in a lair. Slowly begin removing various fingers and toes. Continue until they are a limbless, broken and mutilated torso. A LIVING torso. Leave them in that state.

Sometimes, death is a mercy.

10809
60. Nerve damage is gamebreaking, on either side of the fight.
61. Surrounding yourself with campfires SOUNDS like a great idea... But its like communism. Good on paper, poor in execution.
62. You can't outrun the elves.
63. Huskification, as awesome as it sounds, is a one in one hundred chance. You're more likely to bleed violently from every cell in your body and die ignomiously.
64. When in doubt, run like a bitch.
65. Stab, run away, stab again. Its called pragmatism. It is now your best friend.

10810
So, a regular tuesday?

10811
General Discussion / Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« on: May 30, 2012, 09:00:44 pm »
And the cops are the homicidal quiet kids who got picked on at school, and became cops so they could 'enforce the law'. Welcome to America, land of the free, home of the oppressive elite.  >:(

10812
Dwarves are represented by a large D.

10813
DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Face Palm moments you had
« on: May 30, 2012, 08:40:40 pm »
Oh, now that is cruel.

10814
That would be unpleasant. I've got viruses from rather unexpected places before, such as Cracked's linkstorm. I'll probably try imgur when I get the mug finished. I'm putting bands of copper on it right now, which tremendously slowed down construction, seeing as how it requires metalsmithing skills instead of masonry. And I just don't really like having accounts for every site I use, it gets annoying, at least IMO.

10815
DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Secure beekeeping made easy
« on: May 30, 2012, 01:49:27 am »
I am literally drooling on myself. This is so in my games now. Should I replace bees with it, or just throw it in there?

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