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DF General Discussion / Re: Signs that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« on: May 21, 2012, 09:10:21 pm »
^^This.^^
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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Automatically expendable
« on: May 21, 2012, 09:09:41 pm »
Cats, any grazer, all pets, peasants, nobles, pump operators, beekeepers, potash makers, kobolds. Oops, sorry Corai.
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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: Spearbreakers - Madness. Mayhem. Mugs. (.34.07)
« on: May 21, 2012, 12:55:36 pm »
Sounds fun, get the spears urist.
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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: Spearbreakers - Madness. Mayhem. Mugs. (.34.07)
« on: May 20, 2012, 09:37:47 pm »
This is Spearbreakers. I bet they're made of barbarian blood and mugs.
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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: Spearbreakers - Madness. Mayhem. Mugs. (.34.07)
« on: May 19, 2012, 04:57:49 pm »
That does seem a little too inconvienent to be random chance.
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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Boats
« on: May 19, 2012, 04:56:22 pm »
But... The world is so boring and/or depressing. I'd rather play Dwarf Fortress. Goblin shafts violate OSHA, the Geneva Convention, and most national laws, plus... No goblins. 
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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: Spearbreakers - Madness. Mayhem. Mugs. (.34.07)
« on: May 19, 2012, 04:52:54 pm »Good point. afterall, my life is sleep, eat, dwarf fortress, think about dwarf fortress, school or work, eat sleep dreaming of dwarf fortress or minecraft.
i fro gotcoffeebooze.
Ftfy. And yeah, once I started playing DF, there has been no other substitute. I even converted my friends so I wouldn't get such wierd looks anymore. Now I say, 'Damn, the baby went insane and my commander speared him.' And they say, 'Ah, I hate that. Was it shell? Did the brat want shell in the desert?'
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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Boats
« on: May 19, 2012, 04:47:18 pm »If Toady One was the prophet of some new age cult hell bent on assimilating the world, he'd be a pretty good prophet.
Wait... We aren't a cult hell bent on assimilating the world? What am I going to do with all these dark scary robes I ordered for us though?
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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Add advertisement to DF?
« on: May 19, 2012, 10:50:19 am »
In game, yes.
If someone was making DF shirts and hats and suchlike, and donating the profits to Toady One? I would buy a shirt every month til the day I died.
If someone was making DF shirts and hats and suchlike, and donating the profits to Toady One? I would buy a shirt every month til the day I died.
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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: Spearbreakers - Madness. Mayhem. Mugs. (.34.07)
« on: May 19, 2012, 10:38:20 am »They start the size of chickens. And as adults are massive monstrocities that can trash skyscrapers.
Oh, and Megaspawn as semi-megabeasts. Imaginea spawn, and then make it the size of a small house.
This is exciting. Much !!Fun!! shall be had by all.
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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: Spearbreakers - Madness. Mayhem. Mugs. (.34.07)
« on: May 17, 2012, 10:59:58 pm »
I'm so modding mughammers into my game. Smaller contact area, to represent the rim of the mug, made of pitcheblende of course. Dwarven beer isn't even considered alcohol unless it can kill AT LEAST five humans three different ways each with a single mugful. Radioactivity is just the newest addition to spontaneous liver failure, acute alcohol hyperpoisoning, and suicide due to poor reasoning brought on by intense, exceptionally vivid hallucinations and delusions. Plus, you can throw it and tear the brain through the skull.
I cannot get Zapp Brannigan's voice out of my head when I read Draignean, and he pulls it off way better than Zapp does.
I cannot get Zapp Brannigan's voice out of my head when I read Draignean, and he pulls it off way better than Zapp does.
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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: Spearbreakers - Madness. Mayhem. Mugs. (.34.07)
« on: May 17, 2012, 06:48:53 pm »@ Mitch actually there were. In my play of the saves, they were in the migrant waves that got slaughtered.
Oh, then I guess they're gone because pikes and axes get given weapons and recruited, swords and maces get given no weapons but are recruited anyway.
Hehe, I can see Fischer now:
Fischer: Here's your armor, now go take down that Spawn!!
Urist McRedshirt: Sir, uh ma'am, um boss? We don't have any weapons.
Fischer:
Oh my... Let me talk to the quartermaster. Fischer, these boys have no weapons. *mocking falsetto* Oh, sorry boss, terribly sorry, here. *Fischer passes out mugs*
Fischer: Take as many as you need, we got plenty. And don't put your booze in them, that's not what they're for.
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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Add advertisement to DF?
« on: May 17, 2012, 06:36:25 pm »
You are not alone Deathsword. I'm picturing the Pedo-Stopper as ten dwarves in full candy with assorted candy or steel weapons surrounding the kid. And then the player realizes that kids are useless in this game, and unsquads them back to normal duties so the ampersand can take a freeloader off his/her/it/their hands.
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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Have You Pinched A Bobcat Today?
« on: May 17, 2012, 10:57:44 am »One of my fort mode militia bit a Forgotten Beast in the tongue and latched on.
Probably not the best tactical move IRL.
(Too bad the beast was able top break his grip.)
I'm guessing you haven't seen Rome. Tongue biting is surprisingly effect, seeing as how no one expects it, it has traumatic value, and it involves your teeth, which are hella nasty despite all the brushing and such we humans do. Even if you survive getting your tongue mangled or bitten out, there are arteries in there I believe, and human bites get infected incredibly easy, kinda like a komodo dragon's bite, but not quite as virulently deadly extreme.
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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: Spearbreakers - Madness. Mayhem. Mugs. (.34.07)
« on: May 17, 2012, 10:44:54 am »
I'm afraid to click. The internet has taught me fear of nondescript links in forums.